OMG They Found the Cure for Stupid

NM state troopers thought they caught cure guy, but nobody could identify him in the line up.  Looks like CG is always one step ahead of us.     e-i-e-i-ooooooooohhhhhhh

Janet..*L*

I just.. *cluck* ..tasted..*cluck*.. the soup..*cluck*..I'm making for Fuzzy. I think ..*cluck*..I put too much cluck in it.."cluck*....

Fuzzy, you are Cluckin' Awesome!

Don't com here for a few says and then it takes ages to read several pages and by the time I am at then end have tears running down my face and cackling like a hen but then I am a silly old chook. Cluck, cluck.

I want some of those brownies and I reckon I could eat the lot.

We get chicken bacon here, may be we could try some of that as well.

Well, you ladies seem to like (live) chickens more than my DH. We live on a moshav and a bit more than 20 years ago he worked in the henhouses. His opinion of chickens? Let's put it this way - when I made Friday night Sabbath dinner and put the platter of chicken on the table he would say, "Ah! Revenge!"

Leah

LOL!! My puppy cluckin loooooves chicken jerky!

Whew...might have gotten some potent asparagus...woke up with a sailorsmouth...no...wait...its a cluckin BEAK!!

BEEGOK!!

Fuzzy your song is worth a copyright --cluck-cluck and an iou, opps eiou

Leah - Your "Ah! Revenge!" made me laugh.

Good5 - it's got my vote!!  Cluckin' Perfect!

Yeah! Cluck Cancer!

Went to see the surgeon today.  Woman took me back, did my weight and blood presure.  She said "my you have lost 6 pounds in the last 2 weeks." I told her I have very little appetite.  She then said "I can understand that.  We just buried my sister-in-law last week, breast cancer.  She lived for seven years with it, that is a long time to live with cancer." I think I was so stunned by her comment, I just didn't know how to respond.  I really think she felt as if she was comforting me by telling me I could live another 7 years. 

What???!!!   That's so ridiculous I'd be speechless too.  You should have asked her how old she was -- and then said you've never heard of anyone living that long being so STUPID.  

Did someone forget to tell them they work in a cancer center? Isn't there a class they should take on etiquette or something? Maybe they do know about the cure and just hit it waaaaay too often!

Clucking amazing.  I could not imagine how this thread could continue to be so very funny.  PET scans were great--no evidence of disease.  I truly believe the laughing is part of the cure.  Suebak, next time tell that nurse to cluck off.