Wacky Definition Word Game
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Dentist: The person who has made an art out of placing thier shopping carts where they will roll into other people's cars.
vanity
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LOVED banal!!!!
Vanity: Spray painting your delivery truck to attract attention
Truck:
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Truck: Yuck trilogy
triolgy:
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trilogy: The logic behind creating more than two options
camber
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Camber: The exact angle to hold the marshmallow over the ambers
Mallow:
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Mallow: a man in his mid-50's that is realizing for the first time in his life that "he's not all that" heheheh
Loved Camber, Barbe....
crisis:
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crisis~what happens when sisters tease each other
tease
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tease: When you make a joke in the hopes of easing an awkward situation
awkward
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awkward: moving towards learning a new computer programming language
programming
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programming: brainwashing your adult children into having babies
generation:
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programming: The process of studying up on the fat and carbohydrate content of foods, in anticipation of starting your new diet.
Carbohydrate
(BTW Meece....Loved Dentist!)
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generation: when we used to be encouraged to have only 2.3 children (Before"Meet the Duggers")
fertile
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carbohydrate: drinking real sodas with your salad for lunch
fertile :
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fertile: The condition of getting pregnant even though you used a condom, are on the pill, and "didn't finish" (sorry)
motion
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Motion: The skill required to rub lotion on your wife's back and not miss a second of your TV show
Lotion:
Crisis was GREAT!
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Lotion: Being hunched low and scurrying to the bathroom for a sudden BM. (yeah, gross).
Scurry
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Scurry: The rapid dash to the bathroom when the Indian food you ate didn't set well with you.
indigestion
Good Morning, Kona!
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Indigestion -- Being in the middle of a good story in a small magazine (often found in doc offices) when you're called in to see your doctor.
Periodical
Morning Meece!
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periodical: a fanatical grammar teacher who uses way too many sentence stoppers
fanatic
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fanatic: the exhaust blower in the window in the third floor sports- den conversion
exhaustion
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exhaustion~how one feels after getting the final divorce papers.
divorce
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Konakat! You had a BM!!! LUCKY you!!!!
Divorce: When you divide a family by force
Force:
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Okay, Barbe, where did I miss out? I know our systems work slower these days, but are we really celebrating that now?
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Dang straight we are!!! I'm actually jealous.....sigh. Pain meds and narcotics really bung you up....
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I hear you. That's why I have dried fruit in the fridge and Fiber Choice on the nightstand. And I still wander in the bathroom just to make sure the commode is in the same place.
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Force: The use of lots of Fiber for daily benefit
benefit
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HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
Heck why am I laughing-I totally relate!
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benefit: bending in such a way the constipated a$$hole matches up properly with the commode hole
commode
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HAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAH
hehehehehehehehehehehehhe
uuuussssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhh hehhehe and a Metamucil commercial is playing on TV! heheheh
Commode: The common position used to model the bathroom fixture
Fixture:
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