Wacky Definition Word Game

purple: your spoiled cat who thinks she's a people

people: 

just to get things moving again.... cause I miss you all :-)

people: the viewing thingee in the door that lets you see who is knocking

surgery: 

digital: only way to get all the weeds out of the flower beds, by hand

flowers 

period: poem honoring brand of French bottle water

beach  

instance: being able to quickly judge your spouse's mood from across the room by the way he stands

spouse 

ramshackle: "get to work" order to start clearing urban renewal site

urban 

implore:  traditional stories about little, mischievous creatures

elevator

elevator: Roman era pachyderm "raised" to fight in the coliseum 

coliseum  

artifact:  made up answers  for fine arts final exam

humanities  

intent:  where the stuff goes to keep it out of the rain. If said stuff includes food items the local bears and/or raccoons will move it outent while you are off sightseeing.

investing

candidate:  When you're out for dinner with this new guy, and things just start going totally wacky and you are wondering how you are going to get out of this!  And then you are so relieved when Alan Funt comes out and lets you off the hook.

wondering 

ponders:  also known as ducks

levitate  

tribulations:  The office responsible for mediating skirmishes between different native groups

skirmish  

battle: disagreement over aluminum or wood for baseball equipment

aluminium 

wax: what Madam Tousseau's animated Lizzie Borden figure does 40 times in a row

animate: