Wacky Definition Word Game

bluegems--give us a new word!

penitent: When you are little and a few cents in the alms basket covers your sins

confession 

Admit:  When you get a free potholder, only because it is printed with a political candidate's name

Flung

cough: the act of putting the corpse in the coffin

coffee: 

coffee  the most important food group, second only to chocolate.  Required to maintain alertness, a calm mood, and excellent for providing an excuse for breaks during hard work and crises due to it's mild diuretic effect. Inadequate intake of this nutrient causes emotional instability and violent behavior.  

instability

instability:  being able to put the cows back in the barn in quick order

stimulus

Purifying:  Cleaning out your closets

Pepperoni 

pepperoni: pseudo pizza made from beefaroni and green peppers

faux  

orderly: nurses aides who are well organized

organize 

cynic:  a weekend workshop for kids who are trying to get rid of their training wheels

circulation 

You girls had some great ones yesterday! (Even you, Kona...thought about what you needed to tell me,yet?)

celebrating:   Sending invitations that imply that some movie stars would be attending, so more people will come to your party.

minimum

injury~being called for jury duty.

duty