Wacky Definition Word Game
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boggy: when you just can't seem to get yourself going in the morning
bilateral
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bilateral: purchased collateral for a loan
collateral
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collateral: putting your financial documents in alphabetical order before applying for a loan
document
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document -- the physician you wanted to have
subsidy:
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LOL Lindasa
Subsidy: Submariner's lingo for diving and landing on the seabottom on its side.
onion
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onion: a nuetral molecule (un-ion)
channel
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Channel: doing the cha-cha in the Chunnel
hand
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H: Upon the orders of High command
A: "Due to risk, wear Arm band"
N: Throughout our journey through this No-Man's-Land.
We need a cure-that's our Demand! (ok, not exactly a wacky definition, but I couldn't resist the temptation)
temptation
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VERY good Native! Did you do that all by your lonesome?
Temptation: Thinking about firing your secretary and hiring only temps to save money
Secretary:
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Yup, that's my seriously warped mind at work!
secretary: having the property of oozing mucus
oozing
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oozing: the words that comes from the audience after the debater cuts his opponent to the quick.
audience
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Audience: The desire to own a German engineered car whose logo reminds you of the Olympic logo.
olympic
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olympic: nickname for Irish athlete who sprained his ankle
shamrock
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shamrock -- imitation stone (I know -- yawn!!)
stone:
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stone : tone deaf
humor
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humor: thinking it is funny when someone bumps their humerus
comedian
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Comedian: when you are only averagely funny
Sarcasm:
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Sarcasm: "Joking" about how big the gap really is in your relationship with your DH
Chasm:
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chasm: the (long?) gap between the thrill of the chase and orgasm
contraception
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Contraception: A contraption used to avoid conception
Pregnant:
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pregnant: before the gnat bit you and you swelled up
inconsolable
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inconsolable: able to be put in the car dashboard
dashboard
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dashboard -- uninterested in racing either the 50 or 100 yd.
racing:
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racing: contest to see who can get 100% on the test and finish first
locomotive
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locomotive: insane moves on the dance floor
dance
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dance: Dan with ants in his pants
trousers
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trousers: a man's trousseau
maid (as in I wish I had one)
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Maid: Man aid aka wife (don't kill the messenger!)
Messenger:
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whoops - just had to duck out of my man aid duties !!!!!
Messenger: someone who makes a total stuff up of the story
Interfere:
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interfere: unspoken paranoia about how you look the first time you don't wear your wig after chemo
overhaul
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