Wacky Definition Word Game
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Forward: surgery is over and you are heading out
Disinfect:
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Disinfect: When your kids learn disrespect from the kids they hang out with
Respect:
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ABSOLUTELY love soiree! I had it happen :-)
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respect: when the baby's "raspberry"splatters your white shirt with prune spots again.
splatter
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Splatter: when you pee a little, by accident
disregard
Meece! Soiree was toooo funny!
Barbe ~ disinfect LOL!!!
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disregard: ignoring the new school crossing guard cause you liked the old one better
elementary
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elementary: the process of providing breath mints to an elephant
signature
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signature~sign on a nature trail
sign
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sign: big exhale as you put your name on a contract to buy a house
purchase
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purchase: what the hem of the blouse does on the backside of a "well endowed" woman
blouse
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blouse: how body lice travel from one closet to another :-(
matrimony
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Matrimony - cash you've kept hidden in your mattress.
(oooh, this is fun!)
Messenger
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Good one!!
Messenger: I got nothin'
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messenger~when the mailman simply tosses your mail on the front step.
mailman
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Mailman: A husband that can be imported from Russia or Asia....yeah, it really hasn't caught on!
Imported
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imported: when the Coast Guard makes you dock your boat and locks it up
impounded
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Impounded: Having your dog put away after a street fight
Fight:
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fight: shorthand for flashing light
flashing
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flashing: fluttering your eye lids in a suggestive manner
suggestive
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Native, that would be "flight" wouldn't it? Aha! Caught ya!
Flashing: A firm lashing
Lash:
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lash: scolding you get when mom finds cigarette residue in the car tray
scold
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scold~extremely cold
scald
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Suggestive: Always giving choices but never chosing
Scald:
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scald: getting the shower water too hot on your newly bald head
ambrosia
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Ambrosia: A golden yellow rose
Golden:
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oops, barbe, caught me!
golden: when everything old is also gold (skin color, urine color, hair color. debit card color)
debit
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debit: grace period in which you can back out of the aggressive sales pitch you fell for
slalom
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slalom: wheezy snail makes it through the bog.
alter ego
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alter ego: substituting an Eggo for the wafer at Communion
communion
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I just thought of this and have to jump back in...
This one is for you , Towhee!!!
Communion: ordinary ion, not the supercharged champ ion (see previous page)
ordinary
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