Wacky Definition Word Game

cantankerous: deciding you dare wear a sleeveless scoop neck pullover t-shirt in spite of feeling like you look crappy after your recent breast surgery.

disappointment 

label:  That itchy, scratchy tag in the back of your clothing, or along the side which makes you fidget as though you have a flea.  (Thank goodness they are starting to print the labels on the fabric of some items now)

fidget

scalawag:  What happens when we California girls wave and the bottom of our upper arms won't stop.

unlimited

Sorry!

unlimited: realizing you are too old or too fat to shop at The Limited

indigenous 

unlimited: having the cap raised on your credit card

miscreant  

Every morning while I watch the news I come visit my happy place!

technician:  person who avoids all things technical

healthcare

benefit: figuring out you can get your insurance to pay if you throw a tantrum

tantrum: 

insurance: making alliances to prevent an insurrection

insurrection 

Wood: something stiff

suggestive

Outrageous:  a very angry, ranting and raving individual outdoors.  Opposite of inraged.

individual

LOL, pj!  Good one!

chocolate:  substance well known to bc survivors to be essential for life and well being, sometimes referred to as Essential Element C.  Not yet recognized by mainstream nutritionists and not yet adequately studied by same.  There is debate within the bc survivor community about the relative importance and effectiveness of the major classes of chocolate:  dark, milk, white, bittersweet.  This debate revolves around the concepts of strength of benefit, concentration of benefitical elements, taste and personal preferences.  There is general agreement that baking cocoa is not an acceptable substitute nutritionally, although, when mixed with eggs, milk, sugar, flour and various other ingredients baking cocoa approaches the nutritional value of chocolate.  

(sorry for the vebose definition, but I just could not resist!)

verbose

pj--I can edit my definition so chocolate cake wins the debate! 

constituency:  a prision inmate who is truant from his place of confinement

debate

investigation:  when grandma knits a sleeveless pullover for every member of the family and requires the wearing of them to Christmas dinner

weapon