Wacky Definition Word Game

I wasn't on much yesterday, and I thought of one for dramatic:  The rolling of a teenaged girl's eyes when her parents speak to her.

Arrangement:  Plans to meet at the gunshop to shoot your guns

Anomaly

tropical:  subjects of current interest south of the 23rd parallel

latitude: 

tardy: being late cause you spent so much time getting dressed for a hot night out.

acceptable 

Kitchen:  The act of collecting velvet posters and Elvis busts.

Velvet:

Rabbit:  Children of the common rabble.

Children:

ravishing:  similar to pub crawling, but involves visiting multiple raves in one night

crawling

Jambalaya: the metal container at the diner that sits on the table holding the hodge-podge of jellies & jams for your toast or English muffin

Muffin

latitude:  The name of a Plastic Surgery Group in Los Angeles which specializes in perky breasts

perky

scathing: criticism from your ice skating coach who has a lisp

appendage: 

Job:  Biblical character most likely to understand the feelings of women with a bc diagnosis

Biblical

hundred: how the Roman soldiers felt when they saw Attila and 99 of his men on the horizon 

thousand: 

FAN:  fornicating almost nightly,  funny and naughty, fire at night, fat a$$ed nosybody,  flapping and nodding, frilly aproned nanny, fold and notch,

incoherent

donation: a nation filled with people who "do" not people who "don't"

razzmatazz

classical:  a seminar on the details of calorie counting

seminar