Wacky Definition Word Game

frustrate: driven crazy trying to get the new computer circuit board (fru) installed straight.

polemic  

No, I don't think so, oh, well if we did, we did.

polemic:  The old fashioned type of voice enhancing electronics that the sang into on American Bandstand

enhance

respect: checking the statue of Aretha Franklin outside the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame again to be sure the pressure cleaner got all the dirt off

insensitive 

respect: getting new eyeglasses

hijinks

jacuzzi: a Swede's way of saying "excuse me" in Italian.

Y'all ignored my last word, so here's a different one-

perseverance

Nymphomaniac:  A woman who is ready to have a sex life nowthat  her children are grown, however by the time she reaches that point her DH or SO is the one saying no.

Nymphomaniac:

A very small insane woodland creature

American: abbreviation for Puerto Rican living in Amarillo, Texas

abbreviation 

enhance: dolling up to increase the odds of meeting Mr. Right from "any chance?" 

definitely 

concentration: convict surrounded by prison population trying to mind his own business and avoid threats of castration.  whew!

castration: 

frustration:  The feeling of irritation trying to get the iron stains out of the bottom of your sink or tub.

telephone

investiture:  the process of putting money aside for a vacation

process