Wacky Definition Word Game

village:  German resthome  slogan "ve vill age"

slogan 

Develop: making the decision to have the big wedding instead of eloping like you wanted to do.

integrity 

Candle:  Handling things with a "can do" attitude...

attitude:

Reality:  not what we perceive but what we see...

perceive:

Reality:  An afternoon get together where a a warm drink of steeped leaves is served and the participants open up and tell truths about themselves.

beverage

beaver: being average

wicked 

conceive:  agreeing it's time to have a baby during your conjugal visit

conjugal

Balance: Dividing your time between your farmhouse in Balan, NE France and Balan in the French alps - a really difficult decision.

ramifications  

tearful: crying while lying down so that the tears run into your ear

recliner 

tearful--a liquid measurement of approximately 4/9 of a teaspoon, based on the amount of fluid the average ear canal can hold before the fluid begins dripping down the nose

measurement

incriminate: having some crumbs on your shirt indicating you were the one who ate the last cookie.

brochure: 

miracle: magician's trick of using a mirror to see the manacles behind his back in order to free himself.

protection 

embarrass: dismayed that your two year is running around outside naked.

sanctuary 

Tactual:  The art of skirting around the truth when it might offend someone

Offense

ounce: cry of dismay when you learn your new WW scale weighs you to 1/16 of a pound

weight

loved tactual!