Wacky Definition Word Game

ps. not sure if you guys "get" mine ... you are all so incredibly smart and funny  ...anyhoooo 

newspaper: demand for unused sheets for the printer, instead of recycling used like penny pincher husband wants!

recycling 

Got to get this moving again, so bear with me..

Calories: Belonging to Lori who is from California

belong:

Hair:  That which grows from our heads which when we have it, we curse it for not behaving, and when we don't have it we cry for it to return just as it was.

fickle

return:  Something like regifting, except your Aunt Betty sends you an ugly sweater and you give it to cousin Phil and some how three Christmases go by and you get it again from your DIL.

silent

fuzzy:  having a funny dream while knowing you are asleep and dreaming

dreaming

Ream:  state between reality and dreaming

Cosy:

(takes so long to think of a new word !!!! )

blizzard:  storm that leaves you cold blooded

Reptile:

hesitate:  a man who buys a 6-pack 2 more bottles of beer

bottles

undecided: being unable to make a decision or being uncommitted to a plan, yeah, being unable to make a decision, no being uncommitted...oh, I'll tell you later when I decide.

cookie

analgesic:  When a person is so strict about certain things or ways to do something that people say "Meece, is so anal! Gee it's sick!"

obsessed

coalition:  lighting a lantern that runs on coal

lantern

appraisal:  When a room of people all begin touting the attributes of one person until that person blushes.

blush