Wacky Definition Word Game

Scissors: One who is successful with cutting coupons

copier

comportment , not sure what it is but I'll order two of those for lunch!

embarking....

apparatus: smoke and mirrors

courage

frontier -- the bike wheel under my handlebar

reputable:

examination-the country's test

aquatic

industrial - being sued in a dirty courtroom

ferment

Magnitude: A new formidable strain of head lice

reliable: 

Fortunate: Examining fish guts

register

Pamphlet: I don't have a quick witted answer for this one but Barbe since you're Canadian I thought you might like these definitions.

Now some new definitions from Canada eh! Newfounlanders are known to have the lowest stress rates......probably because they don't take medical lingo seriously.

Newfie Dictionary (said with a newfie accent)

Arterty: The study of paintings

Bacteria: Back door to the cafeteria

Benign: What you are after you be eight

Caesarean Section: a Nieghbourhood in Rome

Cat Scan: Searching for Kitty

Cauterize: Made eye contact with her

Coma: A punctuation mark

Enema: Not a friend

Impotent: Distinguished; well known

Labor Pain: getting hurt at work

Morbid: A higher offer

Nitrates: Cheaper than day Rates

Node: I knew it

Outpatient: A person who has fainted

Post Operative: A letter carrier

Recovery Room: A place to do upholstery

Seizure: Roman Emperor

Terminal Illness: getting sick at the airport

Tumor: One plus One More

Urine: opposite of you're out

Have a good day!

Beth P

Pamphlet:  The last sound the Spray Pam makes when can goes empty... (submitted by Mr. Arnie)

Classic:  Thanks to the swine flu....

Remedy:

(Good one, Mr. Arnie!!! -- phtttttt!)

Good work, Mr. arnie!

Photograph:  Cryptic messages to the enemy

solution

You are good at this, barbe.

Zephyr: German stands on a mountain and says "That's quite a ways away!'

beneficial