Fun April 2009 fiction story, all chip in please

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited May 2009

    Madame finally found MissS with her kitty and MissS told her Junie and Spar were untaping and unhandcuffing the Mr and trying to get him to his room, he had drunk so much before we even tied him up that he had passed out, not only that he had the runs from the exlax chocolate.  He was a mess, so we put him in the shower clothes and all, so it took a while.  Hope to never have to do that again.

    We finally got the Mrs away from Curtis and got her to the room and hopefully those two will stay the rest of the night.  The Mrs. kept saying what smells so bad so Spar ran got the lysol and said nothing, it just smells..... huh.....clean now.

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    this is how Spar went to the party, body paint and her wonderful hat.

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    We used pineapple everything, we even crowned a pineapple princess as you can see.  I am glad we have a good cleaning crew for in the morning because we have made an absolute pineapple mess.

  • junie
    junie Member Posts: 1,216
    edited May 2009

    junie made a quick recon before the cleaning crew and grabbed some uncut pineapples to use in some blender drinks.    And, shhhhh, don't tell Spar--junie gave Mr. Poopy and the missus a voucher for a couple nites stay at an island hotel AND, one-way tickets home via the friendly skies.   Had to get this "stinker" off our wonderful cruise ship!!!   Atmosphere sooo much better now!   Everyone had a wonderful Mother's Day as our ship slowly advanced under warm, sunny skies through calm, aqua-marine ocean.............CRASH!!  BANG!!!  OMG!  Spar was thrown from her deck chair right into the on-deck pool.   Spar was treading water, trying to get her bearings.   MissS was scrambling to rescue Henrietta.   All power on the ship was off and as the ship slowly stopped, a voice came over a bullhorn... "ATENCION!.....:

  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited May 2009

    We have a leak in the broiler room, no one panic we will have it fixed in no time.  Spar crawled from the pool with henrietta digging her claws into her back.  the noise and jerking had scared her.  MissS got Henrietta and starting telling Spar all about Junie giving those 2 free hotel rooms and free airline tickets and Spar started laughing so hard she farted and then everyone was laughing.  Spar said that is the best news I have had in a long time.  Now lets run down and check on the broiler room leak.  It was a small leak that the captain had stuck a piece of bubble gum until the welder gets down here and fixes it.  So we are stuck in the middle of the ocean with no power but a wonderful swimming pool, drinks already made, beautiful sun shining down, just a little leak, now what else could possible go wrong.

  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited May 2009

    100_0697.jpg cat image by panikmonkey

    Junie came running screaming at Spar and Harley there is something black in the pool, I think it is someones toupe or something.  Spar ran to look and it was a big black Tom cat.  Oh no, Henrietta must have snuck her boyfriend on board.  Well, less call him skipper and MissS can take care of him too.  What next!

  • Harley44
    Harley44 Member Posts: 5,446
    edited May 2009

    That cat is so cute!!  LOL

    Well, since they couldn't get the leak fixed til they got a repairman to come on board, and when spar called, she was told that they'd try to send someone over by ferry boat, first thing in the morning.


    So, there was nothing left to do but drink...  so let the party begin. 

  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited May 2009

    We had the captain make the announcement that we would be stranded until morning and a few ask for some snorkeling equipment and some went scuba diving.  We had lots of pineapple and fruits left from the night before.  Curtis was going to fix us some chocolate covered strawberrys.  YUM.

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    They were having a ball

  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited May 2009

    Half was in the bar, half was in the water, everyone was having fun.

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited May 2009

    and here is what is waiting for everyone when they got back up on deck

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    So we were pigging out on these wonderful foods.

  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited May 2009

    Some of our guest brought up live lobsters and wanted curtis to boil them and melt them some butter to dip them in.  He told them ok  so we will be having lobster tonight.

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    Some found some beautiful sea shells and sea glass

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    Everyone has had a good time.  Tomorrow we head home and recupe, clean the boat and get it ready for the Alaskan cruise.  Now we will be in the need for coats, gloves, hats, and lots of hot cocoa and hot apple cider.   A totally different kind of adventure.  MissS is gonna pick out Henrietta a new fur coat and bring skipper too with a new cat hat.  Madame will be doing a lot of the hot rock treatments, Candie will not have near as many kids on this trip so maybe she can enjoy herself more and take some great photos for her scrapbook.  Junie said MissS told her she was gonna find herself a pink mink coat.  Spar is ready for the change.

  • Harley44
    Harley44 Member Posts: 5,446
    edited May 2009

    Harley is going to get a HEAVY, LINED wool coat because even in the summer, it gets cold in Alaska!!

  • junie
    junie Member Posts: 1,216
    edited May 2009

    ...as the ship cruised into Nassau to discharge the paying passengers, Spar found junie on deck with boxes and boxes of stuff waiting to unload.   junie was crying and threw her arms around Spar for a big hug--I love you all, she sobbed--but I can't go to Alaska and drink hot cocoa and apple cider...you probably won't even have a casino or bar on board....waaaahhhhhhhh!........

  • Harley44
    Harley44 Member Posts: 5,446
    edited May 2009

    Harley told her "Don't worry.... there WILL be a BAR!!!   I'm not going to Alaska to freeze my A** OFF, and NOT have a BAR!!!" 

  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited May 2009

    Besides we have to lookout for Henriettas best interest...

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited May 2009

    My goodness, I get sidetracked a little and you guys have corrupted poor Little Henrietta Pussycat. *sigh*

    Of course there will always be a bar on our cruise liner, but from now on, no more drinks served to underage cats.

    I'm glad we're able to board more people because I just met the cutest guy and he has some friends and they all are interested in seeing Alaska. Can you believe it? I just need to find out who hid my helmet before we can go.

    and ..... lookit...

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