Fun April 2009 fiction story, all chip in please

spar2

Hi, I am Spar, me and my friends owned a detective agency but we sold it and since we are all breast cancer survivors and wealthy we decided to buy a cruise ship together.  We will hire all of the help and our jobs will be to mingle with the guest and assist where necessary and supervise the staff.  Of course we have a couple of pretty wild women that sometimes we kind of have to surpervise them. If we want to play we can and if we want to work we can.  We are all single and some of us love to match each other up with a man that we think will be good for that friend.  So far it has never worked out but we keep on trying.  It is sure a lot of fun.  MissS is always afraid she may fall and hurt her head and usually if we do anything wild and crazy she wears her pink helmet, the truth is when she falls it is usually on her butt.  Watch her, on the ship she will probably wear a pink life jacket all the time thinking she may fall off the boat. Then there is my friend Harley that, well I will let them each introduce theirselves as they come along.  All I can say is this is gonna be a big adventure...............

Estepp

I am Madam Laura. I am applying for the massage therapy position. I am very well learned. I have a degree in cosmetology... but prefer the massage part of my degree. I am very good with the gentlemen. Of course, I will offer my services to all inquiring.

I hope you will seriously look into my resume, as I can Assist as needed in my field.

Ta Ta,

Madam Laura

candie1971

I am Miss Candie. I head the children's day care on the ship. I enjoy working with children. I will tend to them while the adults go off and do "adult" things. I love to be creative with children.
We will learn new songs, do arts and crafts, play games and do some educational things too.So leave your children with me....they will totally enjoy their time in kiddie land. I could use a few more assistants as I am sure we will have a lot of childrenl. If anyone is interested in applying, do let me know.

spar2

Madam Laura, you are so hired, and we will pay you very well and you will get to see the world and meet a lot of gentlemen, single gentlemen and we have some very good friends that are movie stars.  Johnny Dep is one of them that cruises with us at times.  He is a real blast.

Candie, we can hire all the assistants you need.  Just remember to take a little adult time for you too.

We have a ballroom, a casino, a swimming pool, beautiful buffet  lunches and dinners.  We have a on board water park and playground for the children.  We even have a miniture golf course. 

We have a 24 hour club with snacks and drinks.  I can make a mean mangorita.  Sometimes us girls get a little wild and do crazy things.  We do have a dancing pole in the club and also we are trying to find an instructor of belly dancing.

candie1971

ah, Johnny Depp. So good looking!! Spar, when will the maiden voyae be so I can pack my things and be ready to go!!

spar2

the cruise ship is fully reserved for a trip to the Bahama's for a 7 day stay.  We will leave out from Florida in the morning around 10am.  We hired Curtis away from the TV show Take home chef and not only can he cook but he looks so good.  The women will really enjoy getting to know him better.  We also hired Nick to do makeovers for women from the show What not to wear.  We also have a very exclusive gift shop on board.  I will be first in line for a makeover.  I suggest MissS remove her pink helmet and join me.  We gotta look like a million dollars because actually thats what we are.  I think Harley is going to supervise in the club and help mix drinks.  I am going to do water areobics with the elderly woman in the pool.  Miss Candie will have the pool for the kids whenever she wants it. 

Here is some of us giving him a hug already.  Get use to it Curtis. LOL

Here is our club room with drinks and entertainment and some wildness.

candie1971

oh the club looks wild!! I can't wait for the first nite to dance my lil feet off...think I am gonna suck down some pina coladas with the finest rum!!

spar2

I get dizzy just walking through the club but can you imagine it with a few pina coladas in you.  wow

Anonymous

Hi Guys,

Miss Shapen here.... I am chillin in my cabin trying to decide what sort of work I'm gonna be doing. Decisions, decisions... maybe I'll have a dream vision while I'm taking my nap....

spar2

We should arrive in the Bahamas tomorrow afternoon, we are going to let everyone just do their own thing the first day, the second day we are going to spend on one of their deserted island and have a hugs bon fire, cook out, with belly dancers in the evening and snorkeling and swimming and hiking in the day time.  We need to get some underwater cameras for all the beautiful color tropical fish.

MissS has already told me she has to have a pink snorkel so of course we always spoil her so that is what she will get, she wants everything to match her pink helmet.  I have to admit some of the trouble she, or I should say all of us have gotten into in the past that helmet has saved her.  She probably has a pink polka dot bikini to go with it.   Thankfully she hasn't done her hair pink, yet.

Harley should be arriving tomorrow before take off to get everything going in the club.  Everyone get a goodnights sleep.-------your gonna need it.

candie1971

Oh it sounds like fun and I can certainly use fun. Bahamas sounds wonderful. I have to get hopping on my first day with the kids in tow. I will keep them busy during the day and at night join youfor the bon fire,cook out but I dont think I will be doing any snorkeling as I cant swim!! I am jumping in bed now to get some zzzz's.

Estepp

I thank you for taking the time to review my application.

I do not care if the gentlemen are married or not, as I seem to please both.

I am a married woman myself, and at different times, my husband may be around.. if only in my thoughts. I hope you will consider this.

I, am ready for the ship to sail..

spar2

this strip of deserted island is where we are right now.  We are getting the bonfire going

We also have lights strung up around the beach.  People are hiking and snorkeling, alot of people can't swim but they are putting on the mask and putting their faces in the water to see the glorious colors of the fish.

Everyone is having a great time.

spar2

We have a group of belly dancers coming to give us all lessons in front of the bon fire.

Madam Lara and Candie were really letting loose after a few drinks and really getting into the belly dancing.  Spar was trying but her belly was dancing a whole lot faster than the rest of her body.

Harley, MissS, and Candie painted faces on their bellies.  Spars was still shaking in every direction, but am going to try to paint red lips on my belly button.

Yep here I am

Here is the lipstick, draw me some belly lips.

Sure is a good thing we have a reliable crew cause we are having too much fun.  The tourist have had a ball and wanting to stay longer and longer.  At 2 Am one on the crew said................

Estepp

One thing I can do is let loose after a few cocktails! I am a little tipsy still from the days events. If I am to get up in the morning and prepare for my next client.. I had better get some sleep...

Here is to a full day of massages aboard the "no name" cruise boat....

Ta Ta

spar2

Ahhh, madam be sure and treat the women good too.  Do you use the hot rocks? and good smelling oils?  I may have to come get a treatment from you especially if you have a peppermint oil which seems to open my senses and gives me energy.

Yep some of us crew and tourist are feeling a little hung over today and a few are feeling gung ho to get going to do some scuba diving.  We have lessons set up for them and then they will swim with the sharks.

Here are a few checking it out

I have never been brave enough to present myself as possible food for another creature.  I could probably go down in one of those cages. 

spar2

Tonight we are having a banquet and dance in the ballroom and then moving over to the club for some dancing.

spar2

Spar went to talk to madam, we are getting complaints from the women and praises from the men.  How come?  Madam said my fingers do the walking and the talking and I like the men better. So I ask her to just take on men and let her helpers do the women.  Madam had a big grin on her face.

I am starting to get worried about MissS she hasn't been out of her cabin.  Well, when I got there I was shocked, so use to her being "pink"  and she was green.  She was so sea sick.  I called Candie and we helped her up to the deck, got her some crackers and 7-up and some fresh air.

I want to see her back to her pink self soon.

spar2

We are getting the tables all ready in the ballroom and the banquet set up

It should be a lot of fun.

spar2

the band is practicing

MissS is still setting outside and looking a little better.

spar2

MissS asked me to get her pink helmet and her pink lifejacket so she would feel safer.

junie

..."sittin' on the dock of the bay...waiting for the..." cruise ship to dock in the Bahamas.  Missed the sailing from Florida so flew over and hope to catch up with the cruise.   Hoping all paid positions on the boat are filled!    After battling the last jungle adventure with the detective group, I am tired...would love to be just a passenger on the cruise with every need attended to!   WAIT!!  I see it!   Here it comes sailing in...let me grab my luggage....

Estepp

I see you have noticed the men are happier, and the women are MUCH happier with my staff assisting them. I try to keep the family happy....

I did enjoy the band..

My husband, that was on board last night.. sat in with the band. He is a drummer you know. He had to jump ship this morning as he has is own band here in the states to play in.

So.. for me.. it is back to taking care of the gentlemen, I have hired a great gal named Sally to care for the lady folk here. I hope Sally will come say Hello.. I doubt she will.. she is much shyer than I...

Ta Ta.....

spar2

Junie good to see you finally made it.  This time we own the ship so we can just mingle and be spoiled.  Grab that luggage and Room cabin is 2A. 

Madam, anytime your husband can fly in and play with us, bring him on.  We will spoil him too.

Hopefully MissS will come out of her cabin today and feel better.  Tonight is "wild night"  in the club with much drinking and dancing and dressing crazy.  But, it should be hilarious and fun.

PaminFL

Spar - Thanks for the invitation.... the ship is beautiful!  Somebody point me to the bar... I'd like a glass of wine as I walk to my cabin to relax on the balcony before we begin our "wild night"!

Anonymous

Wild night? I think I have to come out for that!!! Just as long as I can wear my pink life jacket and helmet. I am ready to partake of some wild and crazy drinks!

I need to knock the dust off my feet from this horrendous week!

spar2

Spar will serve MissS and Pan some wine and more wine and more wine.  It was really funny awhile ago a gentleman pointed at Harley and said Hey, I remember her from when she owned a spa and it was the funniest thing she had a nipple on her thigh, I sure hope she does the pole dance so I can see that again.  It is amazing.  Spar thought well, should I tell him or wait until Harley gets here.............

PaminFL

dreamwriter

I am looking good in my new bathing suit and swimming laps just for fun.

Harley44

Hey, Harley here... 

Sorry I'm late, but I've been having the WEEK FROM HELL!  U know, all these 'annual followups' with my drs.   I don't want to go into all that now. 

I just wanted to interoduce myself...  You may remember me, I am the one who had my nipple attached to my leg for a year...  but that is another story altogether.

Just glad to be here, and I'll try to keep up with all the activities onboard the ship...

spar2

Glad you arrived Harley. You own this ship with the rest of the sisters so you can just relax. Spar told the gentleman that Harley, owned this ship and she had her nipple reattached to where it was suppose to go and he said "well darn it, that was the wildest thing I ever saw".

Lets all get some food and visit and compare how we think the cruise is going. Everyone seems to be having a blast.