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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited April 2009

    We all had a meeting tonight to decide where we wanted to cruise after the Bahama island jumping cruise is done.  We can go to Alaska or have an around the world cruise.  What do you guys want to do.  I think I would like an Alaska cruise first and then if that works out well maybe try the around the world cruise.  It would be very exciting to go around the world.  We will sleep on it and decide tomorrow.

    Tomorrow we are doing the roast a whole pig on the big meal with hawaiian dancers and dancing in the sand.  We also are going to fish and eat what we catch cooking it outside on the beach. It should be a fun day.

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  • Estepp
    Estepp Member Posts: 6,416
    edited April 2009

    Madame called the ship today to make sure her clients were being taken care of.

    She is having a blast with the grandkids... she is worn out and just might need a massage when she gets back!

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited April 2009

    Madame can always get a free massage from her staff anytime she wants. Spar, Madame, Harley, MissS, Junie, we all talked it out and decided to try the Alaskan cruise after the Bahama cruise is finishen.  Today we have a water areobic class MissS is suppose to teach, for women only this morning which is why we can trust MissS to teach it.  Junie decided to try her hand at working the bar mixing drinks.  Harley told her remember they like a little coke or water or whatever with their alcohol.  Spar was wondering amoung the guest seeing how they all are doing taking order for little things like extra soap in their room or more towels.  making a list and checking it twice.

    theFUNship.jpg the FUN ship image by AnnieHsiao

    this is the back of our ship and people are truly enjoying it.

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  • junie
    junie Member Posts: 1,216
    edited April 2009

    good grief!! or, more to the point, @#$#%^^^**&...junie LOVES being bartender and mixing drinks!!   But, basis Harley's instructions to add soda, cola, etc, to the drinks--junie has to sample everything before she serves it!   oohhhh yeah--another disaster waiting to happen!!

    While mixing a scotch with a splash for her favorite customer, junie spied Spar and hollared--Spar, come here--please!   Spar, I'm more than ready to behave myself and will go to Alaska with you!   I've ordered lots of Vodka, Yukon Jack, Peppermint and Butterscotch schnapps for our bar to help keep everyone toasted...err toasty....err having a great time!!    [meanwhile, Harley was consoling MissS with the fact that she couldn't go walking the boat rails--too dangerous!]

    I don't want to leave the warmth, sun, relaxation of our current cruise...but will pick up my parka, insulated boots, wool scarf, gloves, kleenex, hot toddies at our next port of call--ever present and ready to serve on the great ship.....the great ship.....junie can't remember the name of this wonderful boat--there must have been one and she missed it early on.........

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  • Estepp
    Estepp Member Posts: 6,416
    edited April 2009

    Madames massage was just the trick.

    Junie made her the very best pitcher of Margaritas for Madame ... and the afternoon was lovely. The pool felt so good and that slide... wahooooo after a few of those margaritas.. Madame took on that slide...weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    Back to work tomorrow for her!

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited April 2009

    Madame, MissS, Junie, Harley, and Spar had all been sitting around the pool drinking those wonderful margaritas and we decided to all strip down to our panties and bras and do the slide together in a row.  It was hilarious with us screaming all the way down and splashing on each other at the end.  The lifeguard blew his whistle and told us not to do that again and to get out of the pool.  We started telling him but we own it.  He told us he did not care, if we could not obey the rules we were out.  spar said well, we hired a good one, and we all went back to our table and finished off the margaritas then we...................

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  • Harley44
    Harley44 Member Posts: 5,446
    edited April 2009

    started to reminisce, and tell stories about 'the good ole days', when they were 'breast friends', and the spa they ran a few years ago.  They started laughing, and then...

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited April 2009

    we saw a man and woman leaning against the rail and pointing.  We ran over there and there were hundreds of jellyfish, you could just see them gently swaying in the water.  the captain announced it and everyone came on deck and watched them.  It was a beautiful site but no swimming in the ocean here today.

    P4170733.jpg JELLYFISH image by HCarter713

    After watching them for awhile, we all decided to move in the the cafe and have some food.  We had...........

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited May 2009

    enough margaritas to last us the night now we needed food.  We all got a kick out of one of the guest coming up to MissS and asking for her autograph, when she ask why they told her she was famous for dancing with the stars and leaping off the boat and having to be saved.  Everyone wondered what stunt she would pull next.  She signed a napkin with a huge grin on her face.  She looked at us and said, "I don't even know what I will pull next" LOL But I sure know how to have fun.  Madame went back to her spa, Harley, Junie, and Spar went to walk the ship, checking on things. MissS said she thought she would take a little nap and then join us again.  Tomorrow we head off to another one of the 700 islands.

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited May 2009

    Miss S was shocked to find a tiny kitty in her cabin. How on earth could this animal appear when we're out in the middle of the ocean?? Who could have snuck her aboard?

    She scooped up the kitty and took off to go find the girls to show them.

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited May 2009

    Spar, Harley, Junie, and Madame all fell in love and wanted to keep the kitty.  We asked everyone we could find if it was theirs and finally decided she was a stowaway and she will be our mascot.  Oh my girls, what should we name her?  We will leave it to MissS since she blessed us with her.

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  • junie
    junie Member Posts: 1,216
    edited May 2009

    Spar, Harley, and Madame were distracted by junie's sudden fit of laughter and turned around just in time to hear her snort big time.   They hurried over to junie and Harley whapped her on the back while Spar lifted her arm straight up in the air.   When junie caught her breath, she told the girls--I have the perfect name for our new kitten!   Oh no, said Spar, immediately.  (Spar knew that junie had recently been watching James Bond movies!!!)    Spar calmed junie down and junie agreed to let MissS name the kitty.    As a consolation, junie asked Spar if the ship could go to Freeport for a quick stop...Everyone agreed, and with a happy smile, junie hurried off to....

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited May 2009

    Miss S thought and thought and decided the little kitty would be named Henrietta Pussycat. :-)

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited May 2009

    junie hurried off to get ready for a stop at freeport and we were all teasing MissS about the name of Henrietta Pussycat for the name.  Spar said it was too long when hollaring at a cat that she was just calling her hen for short.  MissS pouted for a bit but then got her big grin and humor back, with a wink she left and we wondered what in the world she was up to now.

    At freeport all of the guest decided to go gambling on land which left candie with all the kids, Harley volunteered to stay and help her.

    Spar got $100 worth of quarters and for every quarter she put in she got a bunch back so this was really getting fun.  She looked over at MissS and was shocked she was playing with $100 bills, trying for the million bucks.  spar told her this is suppose to be just for fun, you already have millions in your account she said yep thats why I am playing the big time, I can afford it.  Spar just shook her head.  Junie was at the poker table downing margarita after margarita.  Madame was talking quietly with a group of men.  Spar went over an introduced herself and one of the gentlemen ask her to dance.  Spar loves to dance so off she went........

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited May 2009

    to dance, what she calls her exercise.  MissS came running in screaming henrietta's gone, I can't find her.  Hurry get everyone together and lets hunt her.  We thought MissS was gambling and had no idea she was looking for some loving from her kitty.  We got everyone searching the ship. MissS was crying, never saw that before, thinking her kitty may have gone overboard.  Harley was telling her to quit thinking the worst........

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  • junie
    junie Member Posts: 1,216
    edited May 2009

    ...just as junie strolled into the room carrying a woven basket by its handles.  The sides of the basket were decorated with bright, beautiful straw flowers.  And, inside the basket, curled up on a comfy pillow was Henrietta Pussy.   Junie had missed all the lost kitty commotion and immediately apologized.   Sorry, while we were in Freeport, I snuck over to the straw market to get a pretty bed for Hen, so MissS could carry her around.   Sorry MissS...but, I think Hen likes her new basket.

    Suddenly...

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited May 2009

    MissS just threw her arms around Junie and started crying and hugging her and thanking her.  She took hen and her new basket back to her room to feed and spoil and pet her.  We have a husband and wife on deck fighting and we have got to figure up a way to separate them or heal their argument so Harley suggested...........

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  • junie
    junie Member Posts: 1,216
    edited May 2009

    ...that junie go break things up.   Okay, ladies, junie shouted--I'm gonna tell them to shut the f&*# up or I'll push them overboard!  And then, it is turn this ship around----NORTH TO ALASKA!!!!  I have all my polar gear (plus a wee mink cover up for Henrietta Pussy!)...and junie advanced toward the arguing couple when.....

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited May 2009

    Harley stepped in and told Junie, remember we own this ship and these are paying customers.  Harley asked the couple what the problem was and the wife said she was upset because her husband is drinking too much and looking at other women.  Harley told them, this is an easy fix.  We can limit yours drinks or let you have your limit, but the one thing you have to promise if to quit eyeing other women.  He goes awwww the only one that I love and has my heart is my sweet wife of 30 years.  Spar came over and suggested they come inside and share a dessert and glass of champane together and think back over the years all the good thing and then maybe go to their cabin and act like newly weds.  We left them holding hands and smiling.

    Junie, is so funny, she was saying I'd like to just stick her finger up her nose and put duct tape over that mans eyes. they are so silly, this is their vacation and they are FIGHTING!  spar said calm down Junie, its all in a days job.  they are happy now so lets move on to the next crisis and believe me life is full of them and there will be one.

    Candie, I think is needing a break from the kids so Spar went to ask her it she would like to hire a helper from the island while we were here.  Candie said.............

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited May 2009

    DSC01596.jpg Finger up nose image by Tammy1818

    blindfold.jpg blindfold image by wildgreeneyes1

    Junie said LIKE THIS, and feed him a chocolate made of exlax.

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited May 2009

    "Now that is a great idea! I would love to get some help so I can relax a little bit. Let's hire two helpers!"

    Miss S brought Henrietta PussyCat in to see the kids and everyone was oooooing and ahhing over her. Henrietta just purred and looked smug. She was as happy as could be in her beautiful basket.

    Junie and Spar had an island connection and went off to see about getting some helpers. We watched as they disembarked and had to shake our heads at the hat Spar was wearing...

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  • Harley44
    Harley44 Member Posts: 5,446
    edited May 2009

    spar said "It's STILL better than that silly helmet that Miss S wears!"  So no matter what Junie or Harley said, Spar would not take off that hat.  They decided that it would be the focal point of a party they were going to have on deck that evening...  pineapples, and all things tropical...   Miss S. went to get Henrietta Pussycat something to eat, and Spar and Harley sat down to make the plans for the party.

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  • Estepp
    Estepp Member Posts: 6,416
    edited May 2009

    Everyone wondered how business was for Madame Estepp... as she has been missing.. so they went to find out....

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited May 2009

    Madame, said she had been so busy she hasn't had any free time to party with us, so she would help plan this party.  Spar actually made her hat and was so proud and was not going to take it off.  We did get a couple of beach island ladies to help while we are here.

    One of the sweet children ran off with Henrietta when no one was looking, does to show Candie girl needs some help,  and threw Henrietta in the pool.  She was not a happy cat.

    wet_pussy_cats_7.jpg Wetcat7 image by trexbabble

    MissS was screaming give me my baby and trying to dry her off and she said that is it.  I am giving Henrietta Pussycat swimming lessons myself.  Next thing we know here is Henrietta.

    swimmingcat.jpg Wet Cat image by debdi70

    At first MissS put a kids arm floatie around Henrietta's neck but she stuck a claw in it and it went POP but ended up she didn't need it, she can swim now and loves it.  Never saw a swimming cat that liked water before.  Maybe that was one of the reasons she stowed away on our ship.

    No, Harley I am wearing my hat to the party and my dress matches it so there!

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  • Harley44
    Harley44 Member Posts: 5,446
    edited May 2009

    (that cat is TOO CUTE!  LOL) 

    When Henrietta finished doing laps in the pool, Miss S. took her to her cabin to dry her off and change her outfit, so she would be dressed for the party.

    Spar, LOVE your hat, darling!!!

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  • Estepp
    Estepp Member Posts: 6,416
    edited May 2009

    Madame was asking around, "How can I help with the party?"

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  • junie
    junie Member Posts: 1,216
    edited May 2009

    junie told Madame--you can help me!  junie was busy at the bar, trying to concoct the perfect party drink.  Here, Madame--try this one.  Now this one...and this one...and......Madame thought she liked the second drink best, so junie made some more for Madame to taste test.   Madame finally gave it a four thumbs up and wobbled off to her cabin to dress for the party.   junie started making large quantities of perfect party drink and...uh oh....here came the drunk hubby that junie wanted to throw overboard earlier....he.....

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited May 2009

    was already smashed and touching the other women so Spar went up to him and slapped duct tape across his mouth and used those plastic handcuffs and tied his hands and she told him I tried to be nice to you the first time but not I am mean and shoved him in the janitors closet until the party was over.  We would all take turns checking on him until he sobers up.  We had Curtis, the cook flirt with his wife a lot so she didn't even know he was missing.  I mean after all  curtis is a hunk and that voice of his drives me wild.  MissS was trying to find the perfect outfit for Henrietta, MissS wanted pink.  Spar wanted orange with pineapple on it.  Poor madame may not feel so well in the morning thanks to trying all of Junie's drinks.  She isn't walking very straight either, but one guy grabbed her and started slow dancing and she just went with the flow.

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited May 2009

    DSC00673.jpg Slow dancing image by becks2

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  • Estepp
    Estepp Member Posts: 6,416
    edited May 2009

    One thing about Madame.. she can handle a few drinks... and a few dances...

    After the dancing ended... Madame went looking for Junie and Spar... where on earth were they? After asking around, Madame became worried, no one had seen either of them in the past few hours....

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