Fun April 2009 fiction story, all chip in please

Junie girl, I think you made that wrong turn on purpose.  They are always partying in the engine room and playing cards.  I bet they took your money too.

I overheard that man that had met Harley before ask him how he knew you and how he knew you had a nipple on your thigh.  I think he may be in trouble with the wife. 

Brad Pitt is flying in on a helicopter to join us for a few days of R&R tomorrow.  There are 700 islands of the Bahamas surely we can find him a spot for some peace and quiet. 

Madam, Brad loves massages very much.  He loves peppermint scented oils also.  Just a little bug in your ear.

MissS you keep your hands off of him this time or he may just kiss you to shut you up.  Last time he said you talked the whole night and touched him all night but in a good way.  Just an arm around his shoulder comforting him.  Angie is making a movie and his mom has the kids so he is free to be himself. 

Harley, I told him you were here and he said he was excited to talk with you again that you are very "interesting"

MissS also wanted to smell like peppermint and requested peppermint oil.  Madam told her no way, they are for Brad only.  MissS told her give me the peppermint or I will massage Brad myself.  Madam said Ok for goodness sake ok you can have a little, only because I know I can do it much better than you.  Oh my I wonder if MissS and Madam will end up friends or foes.

Brad landed this morning and I snuck him down to cabin 1A, quietly opened the door and before we could even get the door open, it was jerked open and he was jerked in and MissS all in pink was talking a mile a minute.  Spar grabbed her arm and said how in the world did you know what cabin I was putting him in?  She just smiled and said I have my ways and then I knew, she had snuck in my office and got on my computer and stolen the information.  Spar asked MissS to go get Brad a pina colada to welcome him on board but she caught on to my sneaky ways she said oh no you don't, call a bell hop, I own this ship too and I am not leaving my Brads sight.  Brad sighed deeply and said it ok Spar lets just let her get it out of her system and then let me rest so he reached over and kissed MissS deeply and then he licked all her lip gloss off saying wow that taste great and Spar is thinking OH GAG.  But MissS finally agreed to leave him and let him get some rest and he planned to go to Madam after he had a nap.

Harley grabbed my arm as I came on deck and she said "Spar, what happened to keeping MissS occupied."  I told her it fell through but if she had any ideas I was all ears.  Maybe we could get some of the girls to do their belly dancing for Brad tonight.  Even the tourist would like to take part in that.

He gave us all a signed autographed picture of him as a keepsake.

Oh my Luv that is right up your alley,  I just bet your going to probe and strip the men and beat, harass and hassle the women.  Do I have that right. LOL  So glad you made it, we have been needing you.  You should have seen MissS, big smile, helmet, thats it.

Spar heard Junie hollaring at her, so she made her way over and Junie said Brad was exhausted by all the attention and had went to his cabin for some peace and quiet.  We decided to let him rest.  He probably has to get back home soon.

I heard Johnny Depp is getting on at the next stop and Luv will be in the air over this one.  So will Spar.  I am really partial to that boy.

I bet it was a good breakfast, I know the captain ordered fresh chocolate covered strawberries, eggs, ham, biscuts and gravy and hashbrowns.  They will be so full.  Spar is so jealous she wants to ride that lotus.  I wonder if I could sneak the keys while him and stormy are playing hanky panky.  I also heard Brad say he had a wonderful night, Madam did you sneak into his cabin?  There is so much romance going on on this cruise that I just can't keep up with it but you better keep it secret from MissS or she is liable to put the peppermint massage oil up the wrong end of you. We are suppose to pick up some surprise visitors at the next island and I don't even know who they are, it is top secret.  I hate it when that happens.

Well, when we got to the island and picked up our top secret guest it was really a disappointment, it was Angie and all the kids here to see Brad.  Drat nab it.  So Brad will be busy today.  We made the visit good for them though with Candie to play and interact with all the kids.  The kids really took to her.  MissS was so funny, she stepped up to Angie and told her you can have him back today because I am through playing with him for a while.  With that huge grin on her face.

Luv is doing an excellent job of security, she is checking all the lifeboats today to make sure they are safe, but huh, she caught MissS in one with one of the cooks. hmmmmm

Madam is getting many compliments on her massages and the smells of her oils.  I wonder is she has a magic potion?

Stormy was happy because Sean loved her topless, and talked her into getting a eagle with wings spread tattoo when she gets back to the states.  He thinks he fell in love with Stormy and wants to move to the states.

Junie, likes working and playing in the casino, she has been at the slots for 2 hours now drinking margaritas with lots of salt.

Spar and Harley are making the round on the ship, making sure everyone is happy.  We found one woman sitting on deck crying and we sat on each side of her and ask what was wrong and she said a woman in a pink helmet and pink lifejacket was flirting with her husband and he took off with her.  We assured her that we would............

Which of course we were.  We had a storm move in today, the passengers are a little skittish.  We decided to do some old time rock n roll and have a bunny hop and the limbo.  Everyone seemed to be having fun until Junie led the bunny hop right outside into the storm.  Harley ran and got the lead and bunny hopped everyone right back inside.  Spar was in a panic because she couldn't find MissS.  Madamn was having a drink at the bar talking to a very nice looking young man.  Where O where can MissS be.

Everyone was really into the dancing.

Well, I finally found MissS she was slow dancing way back in a corner with Johnny Depp who had flown in and when she saw me this is exactly what she said to me:

So, I said I give up, at least you still have your life jacket and helmet on. hahahaha.  I told Johnny when he was ready to talk and let me know what he wanted planned he could look me up and he just spun MissS around gain.  I swear she looked 10 years younger.

Have fun Madame

Spar was screaming I know MissS if she is not in the bathroom..........All of a sudden we heard someone shout Man OVer Board!!!!!!!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  they have on a pink helmet. Me and Harley ran to get the life boat and throw a life tube because our security expert was knocked out and with Johnny.   Stormy ran to tell the Captain to stop the ship.  Spar and Harley were rowing just as hard as they could but it was rough, the wave were high going in the wrong direction. But with both of us working as a team we finally reached MissS who was still smiling (sometimes I wonder if she is alright mentally, know what I mean?)  She climbed in and said " I am so happy to see you guys".  Spar smelled alcohol on her breath and Harley ask her what happened.  She said laughing I was gonna see if I could walk around the railing of the whole ship, you know what a good balance I have.  Spar told her she was drunk, and her balance was out of whack and now she had lost Johnny to Junie and she deserved it for pulling a stupid stunt like that.  She lost her grin and started blubbering but I so soowwwy, I dooooo o betta.  We got her back on board and put her to bed alone in her cabin and she was asleep within 5 minutes.  Hopefully we won't have to worry about her anymore tonight.  You know when we started this business I thought it would be taking care of the tourist, keeping them out of trouble but  gee, its all of us that own this boat that is causing the trouble and what can you do about that.  I mean hey, we are rich, beautiful, and we own it.