Fun April 2009 fiction story, all chip in please

Madam Laura, you are so hired, and we will pay you very well and you will get to see the world and meet a lot of gentlemen, single gentlemen and we have some very good friends that are movie stars.  Johnny Dep is one of them that cruises with us at times.  He is a real blast.

Candie, we can hire all the assistants you need.  Just remember to take a little adult time for you too.

We have a ballroom, a casino, a swimming pool, beautiful buffet  lunches and dinners.  We have a on board water park and playground for the children.  We even have a miniture golf course. 

We have a 24 hour club with snacks and drinks.  I can make a mean mangorita.  Sometimes us girls get a little wild and do crazy things.  We do have a dancing pole in the club and also we are trying to find an instructor of belly dancing.

the cruise ship is fully reserved for a trip to the Bahama's for a 7 day stay.  We will leave out from Florida in the morning around 10am.  We hired Curtis away from the TV show Take home chef and not only can he cook but he looks so good.  The women will really enjoy getting to know him better.  We also hired Nick to do makeovers for women from the show What not to wear.  We also have a very exclusive gift shop on board.  I will be first in line for a makeover.  I suggest MissS remove her pink helmet and join me.  We gotta look like a million dollars because actually thats what we are.  I think Harley is going to supervise in the club and help mix drinks.  I am going to do water areobics with the elderly woman in the pool.  Miss Candie will have the pool for the kids whenever she wants it. 

Here is some of us giving him a hug already.  Get use to it Curtis. LOL

Here is our club room with drinks and entertainment and some wildness.

I get dizzy just walking through the club but can you imagine it with a few pina coladas in you.  wow

We should arrive in the Bahamas tomorrow afternoon, we are going to let everyone just do their own thing the first day, the second day we are going to spend on one of their deserted island and have a hugs bon fire, cook out, with belly dancers in the evening and snorkeling and swimming and hiking in the day time.  We need to get some underwater cameras for all the beautiful color tropical fish.

MissS has already told me she has to have a pink snorkel so of course we always spoil her so that is what she will get, she wants everything to match her pink helmet.  I have to admit some of the trouble she, or I should say all of us have gotten into in the past that helmet has saved her.  She probably has a pink polka dot bikini to go with it.   Thankfully she hasn't done her hair pink, yet.

Harley should be arriving tomorrow before take off to get everything going in the club.  Everyone get a goodnights sleep.-------your gonna need it.

We have a group of belly dancers coming to give us all lessons in front of the bon fire.

Madam Lara and Candie were really letting loose after a few drinks and really getting into the belly dancing.  Spar was trying but her belly was dancing a whole lot faster than the rest of her body.

Harley, MissS, and Candie painted faces on their bellies.  Spars was still shaking in every direction, but am going to try to paint red lips on my belly button.

Yep here I am

Here is the lipstick, draw me some belly lips.

Sure is a good thing we have a reliable crew cause we are having too much fun.  The tourist have had a ball and wanting to stay longer and longer.  At 2 Am one on the crew said................

Ahhh, madam be sure and treat the women good too.  Do you use the hot rocks? and good smelling oils?  I may have to come get a treatment from you especially if you have a peppermint oil which seems to open my senses and gives me energy.

Yep some of us crew and tourist are feeling a little hung over today and a few are feeling gung ho to get going to do some scuba diving.  We have lessons set up for them and then they will swim with the sharks.

Here are a few checking it out

I have never been brave enough to present myself as possible food for another creature.  I could probably go down in one of those cages. 

Spar went to talk to madam, we are getting complaints from the women and praises from the men.  How come?  Madam said my fingers do the walking and the talking and I like the men better. So I ask her to just take on men and let her helpers do the women.  Madam had a big grin on her face.

I am starting to get worried about MissS she hasn't been out of her cabin.  Well, when I got there I was shocked, so use to her being "pink"  and she was green.  She was so sea sick.  I called Candie and we helped her up to the deck, got her some crackers and 7-up and some fresh air.

I want to see her back to her pink self soon.

the band is practicing

MissS is still setting outside and looking a little better.

Junie good to see you finally made it.  This time we own the ship so we can just mingle and be spoiled.  Grab that luggage and Room cabin is 2A. 

Madam, anytime your husband can fly in and play with us, bring him on.  We will spoil him too.

Hopefully MissS will come out of her cabin today and feel better.  Tonight is "wild night"  in the club with much drinking and dancing and dressing crazy.  But, it should be hilarious and fun.