The Respectfully Republican Conversation

Well, I'm not taking any chances.  I have my aluminum hat on. 

With all the foreclosures going on, the Hamas can get a great price too when they land here.  Is the Pres. sending his jet?  Financing might be tough to get since that got dumped out of the stimulus package.  For the Hamas, anything.

In case your wondering where our money is going to for our Wall Street bailout here's the full report:

http://www.abcnews.go.com/Blotter/story?id=6813806&page=1

Oh I get it Sherri (if that is your real name)............while you are riping poor trout from their families out of the river with horrible hooks and then I bet you actually eat the poor little things.......don't you get it........it is ok for liberals to be rich........because we sympathize with poor people........not like you rotten money hungry Repugs................ok we may have money........but like President Clinton use to say......."We FEEL your pain"........we don't want your pain but we can feel it........occasionally..........every once and in a while.....until we get our meds down......just don't sit too close to us because we don't like the way you smell.......you know like cooked beef and carbs............with Democrats what is important is only our intentions...........it's like Ms. Barbara Streisand..........when she tells her fellow Californians to dry their clothes outside on a clothes line while she has an apartment in NYC that only houses her furs and she keeps the thermostat at 42 it's her intentions that are right and not how she lives her own life.........get it?........it's just not that hard........Democrats intentions are pure and Repugs intentions are evil.........jeez...........Shokk

Shokk  where on earth do you come up with this stuff?  Do grains feel pain too, or just meats and vegetables?

"while you are riping poor trout from their families out of the river with horrible hooks and then I bet you actually eat the poor littlethings."

Shokk---As a card carrying liberal you should know of course that it's politically incorrect to call them trout----The correct term is "Sea Kittens"

"I bet you have never voted a straight ticket in your life..." ----You've guessed my dirty little secret................LOL

Shokk--I heard you are starting the Mt Rushmore petition............ Frankly I don't think there will be room for the ears.........   Maybe not the brain either---Brian Williams says Obama has an enormous brain

Yep, liberals have the market cornered when it comes to sheer genius, brilliance, smarts and high IQ's............

His brain is growing as we speak................................Brilliance too great to be contained.................

shokk,

I was away from the computer. So I've  read most of your postings all at once. And they had a powerful effect on me. I think I am starting to see errors my ways and am ready to cross to the other side. I don't want to be that horrible Repug anymore. Can you show me the way to change? I need to shore up my hope that our beloved president will save us. I don't think I am there yet. Plus I am worried that I don't have an IQ high enough to be a Democrat.

Shokk, (I know that is your real name, it is a name that only a demented soul would choose,,,) I have decided to forsake your false idol....to take the ten commemorative plates an smash them in anger....You have proved to be a false prophet.. If I could stand in his presence between the Styrofoam pillars,  I would demand he lend me his ears...(no no not to go para sailing with..but to hear my words)  to tell him we are man and women who stand tall above baby carrots, and flaxen grains....We need global warming, Vivre is down to 104 pounds because she froze her butt off this winter.(she will try to reattach it come spring) ... We need more cow farts in Washington DC, so we can recognize his programs... for manure without odor is just pudding that taste bad....There are many things I could tell your false ONE, but neither you nor he would hear my words, take your forty pieces of silver (with a red white and blue relief of the ONE on one side and a striking view of the capital on the other) and turn your back on the goodness and light of the ladies of the right (that once embraced you)_ and follow the Great Pretender into darkness.  We will still forgive you and bring you back to the fold once your eyes and heart are again pure.

I definitely see an intervention is in order and right away.  We need to find that freakin Texas somewhere near Dallas, and block MSNBC and CNN on Shokk's TV.  Either that or it could be the alignment of the planets, and the full moon all in conjuncture with her antenna.  If it's cable, then they're beaming in some sort of message through the air waves, we'll also need to check her microwave.  I personally think she's been abducted, so if we do this, we'll need to wear protective head gear. 

I'm still reeling over Streisand keeping an apartment in N.Y. for her furs.  I could have lived my whole life without knowing that.  So these messages coming from Shokk's alter ego needs to get fixed right away.

You know what I think..........I think you guys hate PRESIDENT Obama because he is black........you know it is not easy growing up in a white middle class family in Hawaii..........he had to struggle and find his way.......and you guys resent it............Shokk

Dear Shokk, this note is not for you. DO NOT READ IT! You won't understand it anyway, just like you did not understand my last post. You are nothing but an obot now. I will pray for you.

To my  "repug" friends:

What is going on in Texas? The obamavillians must have decided to start at ground zero for red America. The pods are hatching and slowing taking over the die hards and rednecks. Mr. IBC, you need to get all the vets over there to launch a counterattack. Get some choppers to start dropping napalm on those pods before anymore of them hatch and we lose Rosemary and Paulette too. OMG, do you think they are out to get George and Laura? C'mon everybody, we are at war here. This invasion must be stopped. And be careful everyone, do not drink ANY koolaid. Even if it has a little tequila in it and you are desparate for a drink because the dems are hell bent on bringing socialism to the good ole USA. And also, we need to send the guys in the white coats out to get poor Shokk and take her to a place where she will no longer be able to get on a computer and spew her venom. At this rate, she may end up with some converts. I fear she is already getting to ijl and we cannot let this continue. We may be a minority now, but we cannot allow our ranks to continue to be obotized. Hang in there gang. It is not too late. Fight the right fight. Action now!

HA! I bet you read this anyway, didn't you Shokk??? You dems just cannot stay on your own thread. You insist on coming over here and stirring up trouble. I just knew you could not resist reading, ESPECIALLY since I told you not too. I will pray for your poor tortured soul. The guys in the white suits are coming. Be afraid, be very afraaaaid. . .

ijl, quick now! Get rid of all the koolaid and arugula in your house before it is too late. There is still time if you act fast. Get to McDonalds ASAP have a big mac, and try to undo the damage. And try to ignore the troll.

Shokk

How dare you play the race card.....I have read the tearful experiences of dems who were taught empathy for African Americans...How the lovely man that wash there father's car was so noble, how the home spun philosophers that cleaned up after them....touch their heart with a radiance of understanding of the plight of the decadence of slavery....I am so sorry not to have had that experience, I only worked side by side with African Americans in my jobs and businesses.  I was deprived of the revelations of inequality because instead of being served by them II sat at lunch tables and dinner tables in my house and theirs, I fought beside men of color and had my life in their hands.  Oh I wish I could have learned equality like the democrats, by having maids and gardeners...I recognize my shortcomings in my rearing, but I again dare you to use the race card....Have you no Shame

Shokk, ok, if we switch to Dim thinking, do you think Mr. Obama will pay my mortgage?  Or  since I'm white, do I have to lose my  house and move to an apartment (it won't be the end of the world) and reflect on how hard others have it? I've heard that would be very beneficial for us white people.

(Can you honestly imagine that was really said!??)

Yes Rocks you have it exactly right..........if you lose your home and it will be sold to someone who can't pay for it (since you are in CA probably some minority that is in this country illegally)and you are to move to an apartment and reflect how you have taken advantage of the system for years......buying and paying for your home........it's you and your friends and even though you were smart enough not to care for Bush you still reap from his policies............you are in a business that pollutes this country and you have benefited from that.........as Rev. Wright would say............the "chickens have come home to roost".............deal with it.............

Mr. Spouse you are one of those Republicans that have actually gone through higher schools of education and have emerge as a Republican.......you are the worse kind of man........one that goes to college and still goes to the dark side........what is sad is you know better........you have been taught the "liberal" way........no one likes a rebel............

OK Repugs......off to take daughter to symphony practice............her practice center is right by a Whole Food........this will be the first time I go there being a liberal.........I am so excited I can hardly stand it...........before being conservative I felt so out of place there.......now I am going to fit in............WOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO..........I may even get one of those bumper stickers that says "Visualize World Peace"..............and of course I have already ordered my PRESIDENT Obama bumper sticker........have to wait.........they were sold out.......later Repugs.............Shokk

Oh Vivre did you ask about the middle east  conflict.......all I have to say is Israel needs to be put in her place.........she is out of control and doesn't even deserve to exist...........IMO