8-Letter Word Game

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  • footprintsangel
    footprintsangel Member Posts: 43,890
    edited October 2008

    He was under so much DISTRESS he couldn't see straight

  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited October 2008

    Suddenly the pheasant was upon him, "Vulture!!! It's been a while!" she exclaimed, batting her eyes and feeling breathless.

    The vulture let his gaze meet hers and his feelings definately were not PLATONIC. "Pheasant! How very nice to see you," his eyes never left hers as he took her small claw in his and laid his beak sensuously against it.

  • newter
    newter Member Posts: 4,330
    edited October 2008

    Suddenly she said "I am going to school now.  I am learning to read using the PHONETIC method".  She really was hoping to rise above the bird class and get a good job to support herself and Rosarian, wherever Rosarian was. 

    The Vulture was amazed and jealous. 

  • leaf
    leaf Member Posts: 8,188
    edited October 2008
    The pheasant knew the vulture's cheating ways, and noticed his attention to the stripper. After telling the vulture about the ways she was trying to better herself, she knew there might be repercussions from the vulture.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited October 2008
    Her heart was ACHINGLY overburdened with hopes of peace and harmony. She didn't want Rosarian to have to deal with any more violence. If only the vulture could...
  • pip57
    pip57 Member Posts: 12,401
    edited October 2008

    ...think about CHANGING his flirtatious ways.  She let out a sigh as she knew this would never happen.  The stripper was approaching them now, and she seemed upset about something.

  • leaf
    leaf Member Posts: 8,188
    edited October 2008
    The stripper seemed to be REACHING out for contact.  The pheasant felt sorry for the stripper, but she also didn't want Rosarian to deal with the vulture's wandering ways.
  • elliem1207
    elliem1207 Member Posts: 1,583
    edited October 2008
    how dare you flirt with that plain faced pheasant screams the stripper as she comes charging towards the vulture wielding one of her red hot stilettos.....
  • leaf
    leaf Member Posts: 8,188
    edited October 2008
    The vulture was LURCHING away from the unexpected weapon.  He tripped, and fell on....
  • elliem1207
    elliem1207 Member Posts: 1,583
    edited October 2008
    several UOF members lunching on radish sandwiches and sweet breads.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited October 2008

    The members were anxiously awaiting their favorite part of the meal...dessert. The day's special: CHIPMUNK ala mode! The vulture saw the trembling chipmunk in a cage near the members. In an effort to save it, he swooped down and grabbed the cage with his mighty talons.

  • leaf
    leaf Member Posts: 8,188
    edited October 2008

    The pheasant had never seen a selfless act by the vulture.  She had expected the vulture to eat the chipmunks.  The chickens didn't care though because they didn't like chipmunk a la mode. 

  • newter
    newter Member Posts: 4,330
    edited October 2008

    The chipmumk was saved but no real worries at the moment.  Everyone liked their chipmunk ala mode after it THICKENS and everyone here was in too much of a hurry to wait for this process. So, because they had now worked up their appetite, they .........

  • leaf
    leaf Member Posts: 8,188
    edited October 2008
    still had to wait because of the stickers in the porcupine salad.  This made everyone grumpy.
  • newter
    newter Member Posts: 4,330
    edited October 2008
    Wait, someone had a jar of pickle STACKERS. Yippy, all was fine and good.  The freaky feather party was now munching while they waited for their special salad.  All of a sudden ......
  • leaf
    leaf Member Posts: 8,188
    edited October 2008
    the jar of pickle Stackers broke, getting all of the CRACKERS wet.  The stripper was still aiming the red hot stiletto at the vulture. Then...
  • newter
    newter Member Posts: 4,330
    edited October 2008
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited October 2008
    ...the Breakers is not nearly good enough for me. She put down the stiletto and said, I will only stay at the Hyatt and ONLY if you SERENADE me. The vulture was amused, he gazed into her eyes and... 
  • leaf
    leaf Member Posts: 8,188
    edited October 2008
    the stripper felt DEMEANED.
  • elliem1207
    elliem1207 Member Posts: 1,583
    edited October 2008
    deciding to change her demeanor, the stripper put her red stilettos back on, batted her fake eyelashes and says to the vulture,  "i have changed my mind. i will go to the breakers with you, only if you can promise me a  room with a vibrating bed because these heels are killing my back."
  • leaf
    leaf Member Posts: 8,188
    edited October 2008
    Seeing that he (the vulture) had remedied her  (the stripper's) attitude (as far as he was concerned), off they went, leaving the pheasant at the pawn shop.
  • pip57
    pip57 Member Posts: 12,401
    edited October 2008

    It made the pheasant REMEMBER just how insensitive the vulture could be.  

  • newter
    newter Member Posts: 4,330
    edited October 2008
    Everything was going fine for a while.  The Vulture and Stripper had fun and even started to think about becoming a real couple until the month of NOVEMBER which happens to be the month of the strippers birthday.  Of course the vulture ignored or just plain forgot this which caused the stripper to .......
  • leaf
    leaf Member Posts: 8,188
    edited October 2008

    get really, really angry. She thought that maybe if she could steal the radioactive parts of the BEVATRON  (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bevatron) she might be able to show the world what a real terrorist could do.  Unfortunately, she had not taken any college courses, so she wasn't sure if the Bevatron had any radioactive parts.

  • pip57
    pip57 Member Posts: 12,401
    edited October 2008

    She had to really think this plan of action through.  It could backfire if the parts didn't INTERACT the way she expected.

  • LumiPojo
    LumiPojo Member Posts: 1,677
    edited October 2008
    "Argh, I was never good at physics -- thought the stripper -- I should just go back to my mom's and join her catering business". She was blankly staring at the wikipedia webpage that described the device, when her cellphone rang.
  • newter
    newter Member Posts: 4,330
    edited October 2008

    On the phone was Rosarian.  How the heck did he get this number???  He was looking for one of his parents.  The stripper had to think of a way to be GRACEFUL with her words when speaking to Rosarian.  She told him ..........

  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited October 2008
    "I last saw your dad playing LEAPFROG by the side of the road with a beaver."
  • leaf
    leaf Member Posts: 8,188
    edited October 2008

    "Leapfrog with a beaver?" Rosarian asked. " I've never seen him do anything like that.  Maybe he was just waiting until he is in a good position.  Then if GRAPPLES  with Mr. Beaver he can win the game."

  • pip57
    pip57 Member Posts: 12,401
    edited October 2008

    Yes, it was just like the vulture to be PREPARED for such an opportunity.

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