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  • pip57
    pip57 Member Posts: 12,401
    edited October 2008

    make an appointment at a nail salon.  There were many small VILLAGES in her area that claimed to have the best salon around.  How would she decide which one to choose?

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  • elliem1207
    elliem1207 Member Posts: 1,583
    edited October 2008

    since she was interested in doing a complete makeover, including her genitals, she was looking for a salon that specialized in brazilian waxes.

    hope i don't offend anyone

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  • leaf
    leaf Member Posts: 8,188
    edited October 2008

    I'm not offended, elliem.

    She was impatient, SLAMMING her car door closed after visiting each salon.  How could she be the naughty girl without looking  the part?

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  • newter
    newter Member Posts: 4,330
    edited October 2008

    LOL, not offended here

    GLAMMING it up had really become a priority to her.  She searched and searched for a place that would give her the look she wanted.  Suddenly she found ......

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited October 2008

    a salon that had it all. Up front manicures and pedicures were available. Right beside of this were rooms that offered massages and brazilian waxes. She hoped they could do the wax without DAMAGING her tender skin.

    Out back was a little shop that had sexy lingerie and the cutest hooker dresses!

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  • LumiPojo
    LumiPojo Member Posts: 1,677
    edited October 2008

    The wax was oh so painful, but the result was more than she ever imagined! After she agonized choosing between two little skimpy outfits, she emerged from the salon looking like...

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited October 2008

    She was pleasantly surprised...her skin was soft and smooth. However, her happiness was short lived, when she noticed that a huge GANGLION cyst had developed on her butt cheek. Instead of heading over to the lingerie shop, she headed to the nearest...

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited October 2008

    Lumi - OMG we were posting at the same time! lol I'll have to change my post...but ganglion still fits! lol

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited October 2008

    she emerged from the salon looking like... 

    ...a movie star! However, her happiness was short lived, when she noticed that a huge GANGLION cyst had developed on her butt cheek. She headed to the nearest...

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  • LumiPojo
    LumiPojo Member Posts: 1,677
    edited October 2008

    (funny how the story evolved from our initial criminal... we'll have to come back at some point to the vulture or to the criminal's mom - who originally had the vulture as a pet on her shoulder, while dancing on tables - hahahaha!)

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited October 2008

    lol - and weren't people throwing banana cream pies while the vulture danced on the portable tabletop...?...lol OMG - too funny!

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  • Yogi70
    Yogi70 Member Posts: 654
    edited October 2008
    doctor who she hoped could remove it without MANGLING her creamy skin. It was successfully removed and now she felt like the glamorous woman she was met to be so she decided to complete her agenda....
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited October 2008
    ...by stopping at the newstand and buying the latest issue of Cosmopolitan MAGAZINE. She was anxious to read about all the beauty secrets that could help her prepare for....
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited October 2008
    her first night on the town. She was hoping all her activities would not result in SMEARING her sexy makeup.
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited October 2008

    But then she thought of her REGAINED level of cofidence and decided that if her makeup did smear...no big deal. She was ready to have some fun and was not about to let anything stand in her way. Before she headed out for her night on the town, she...

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  • pip57
    pip57 Member Posts: 12,401
    edited October 2008

    ...wandered through town looking for BARGAINS.  She was quite surprised when she came upon the store next to her bank.  She looked in the window and saw...

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  • newter
    newter Member Posts: 4,330
    edited October 2008
    RAINGEAR!!  Oh what a great day.  Now she will be ready, rain or shine for whatever comes her way.  She was really hoping for ......
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  • leaf
    leaf Member Posts: 8,188
    edited October 2008
    a pair of hot red stilletos, which she found at a store down the street.  Now on for some really splashy earrings. She was running out of money, so she went to the pawn shop.  But she was GROANING when she saw the vulture and the criminal.  She knew about them from reputation.
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  • pip57
    pip57 Member Posts: 12,401
    edited October 2008

    She tried to stay out of view.  But as the vulture was GROOMING his feathers, he noticed the beautiful stripper checking out the earrings.

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited October 2008
    He couldn't take his eyes off of her and fought to control his ORGASMIC feelings. He was contemplating his next move, when all of a sudden she...
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  • LumiPojo
    LumiPojo Member Posts: 1,677
    edited October 2008
    ...dropped her keys, while she was trying to remove from her finger the ring that she was about to pawn. The vulture approached her, picked up the keys and - with the most romantic voice he was capable of - he said:.... 
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited October 2008
    ...fly away with me. We will land on a deserted TROPICAL island. We will spend our days sunning and our nights...
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  • pip57
    pip57 Member Posts: 12,401
    edited October 2008

    ...discussing POLITICS.  The stripper was disgusted by his remarks and...

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  • newter
    newter Member Posts: 4,330
    edited October 2008

    smacked him in the face as he attmpted to force his POLICIES on her.  She was having none of what he was offering although she was attracted to him in a very weird way.  It must have been his .................

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  • LumiPojo
    LumiPojo Member Posts: 1,677
    edited October 2008

    (oh this is too good! LOLOLOL)

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited October 2008
    ...moist, luscious beak! It tasted like rootbeer POPSICLES - her favorite! She couldn't keep her lips off of him. The vulture realized it was time to...
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  • leaf
    leaf Member Posts: 8,188
    edited October 2008
    stop her talking about this popsicle stuff.  He sure didn't like the LOPSIDED attitude of this woman. He wanted sex, sex, sex, and politics!!
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  • pip57
    pip57 Member Posts: 12,401
    edited October 2008

    The vulture was so distracted by his lewd thoughts that he COLLIDED with another customer entering the pawn shop.  He looked up to see...

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  • LumiPojo
    LumiPojo Member Posts: 1,677
    edited October 2008
    ...and there she was, the beautiful pheasant. He wanted to step back, but then he realized it would be cowardly. He didn't want the gorgeous stripper to catch wind of his affairs, but there they were, the two females he had been most attracted to. He was in a deadlock. Luckily, the stripper was talking to the pawn shop owner, so he...
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  • pip57
    pip57 Member Posts: 12,401
    edited October 2008

    ...quickly turned away from the pheasant, hoping that she hadn't recognized him.  He needed time to properly ALLOCATE his feelings for both objects of his desire.

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