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Three women friends, one in a casual relationship, one
engaged to be married and one a long-time wife, met for
drinks after work. The conversation eventually drifted
towards how best to spice up their sex lives. After much
discussion, they decided to surprise their men by engaging
in some S&M role playing.
The following week they met up again to compare notes.
Sipping her drink, the single girl leered and said,
"Last Friday at the end of the work day I went to my
boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat. When all the
other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I had on
was a leather bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels. He
was so aroused that we made mad passionate love on his desk
right then and there!"
The engaged woman giggled and said, "That's pretty
much my story! When my fiancé got home last Friday, he
found me waiting for him in a black mask, leather bodice,
black hose and stiletto pumps. He was so turned on that we
not only made love all night, he wants to move up our
wedding date!
The married woman put her glass down and said, "I did
a lot of planning. I made arrangements for the kids to stay
over at Grandma's. I took a long scented-oil bath and
then put on my best perfume. I slipped into a tight leather
bodice, a black garter belt, black stockings and six-inch
stilettos. I finished it off with a black mask. When my
husband got home from work, he grabbed a beer and the
remote, sat down and yelled, 'Hey, Batman, what's for dinner?'
engaged to be married and one a long-time wife, met for
drinks after work. The conversation eventually drifted
towards how best to spice up their sex lives. After much
discussion, they decided to surprise their men by engaging
in some S&M role playing.
The following week they met up again to compare notes.
Sipping her drink, the single girl leered and said,
"Last Friday at the end of the work day I went to my
boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat. When all the
other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I had on
was a leather bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels. He
was so aroused that we made mad passionate love on his desk
right then and there!"
The engaged woman giggled and said, "That's pretty
much my story! When my fiancé got home last Friday, he
found me waiting for him in a black mask, leather bodice,
black hose and stiletto pumps. He was so turned on that we
not only made love all night, he wants to move up our
wedding date!
The married woman put her glass down and said, "I did
a lot of planning. I made arrangements for the kids to stay
over at Grandma's. I took a long scented-oil bath and
then put on my best perfume. I slipped into a tight leather
bodice, a black garter belt, black stockings and six-inch
stilettos. I finished it off with a black mask. When my
husband got home from work, he grabbed a beer and the
remote, sat down and yelled, 'Hey, Batman, what's for dinner?'
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Oh, I knew this would be good. I just had to read your post.Hahaha! It figures, right? Now, can you come up with a good one liner married woman retort?Thanks for the great laugh!
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