Three women friends

evilelf

Three women friends, one in a casual relationship, one
 engaged to be married and one a long-time wife, met for
 drinks after work. The conversation eventually drifted
 towards how best to spice up their sex lives. After much
 discussion, they decided to surprise their men by engaging
 in some S&M role playing.
   
The following week they met up again to compare notes.
 Sipping her drink, the single girl leered and said,
 "Last Friday at the end of the work day I went to my
 boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat. When all the
 other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I had on
 was a leather bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels. He
 was so aroused that we made mad passionate love on his desk
 right then and there!"
   
The engaged woman giggled and said, "That's pretty
 much my story! When my fiancé got home last Friday, he
 found me waiting for him in a black mask, leather bodice,
 black hose and stiletto pumps. He was so turned on that we
 not only made love all night, he wants to move up our
 wedding date!
   
The married woman put her glass down and said, "I did
 a lot of planning. I made arrangements for the kids to stay
 over at Grandma's. I took a long scented-oil bath and
 then put on my best perfume. I slipped into a tight leather
 bodice, a black garter belt, black stockings and six-inch
 stilettos. I finished it off with a black mask. When my
 husband got home from work, he grabbed a beer and the
 remote, sat down and yelled, 'Hey, Batman, what's for dinner?'

TenderIsOurMight

Oh, I knew this would be good. I just had to read your post. 

 

Hahaha! It figures, right? Now, can you come up with a good one liner married woman retort?

 

Thanks for the great laugh!