Why do husbands make a woman crazy sometimes?!?!

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  • Bren-2007
    Bren-2007 Member Posts: 6,241
    edited May 2008

    Badboob ... I needed that laugh today !!!  Still chuckling ...

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited May 2008

    hahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!  

    prostRate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

    Love ya, Diane! 

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  • iodine
    iodine Member Posts: 4,289
    edited May 2008

    LOL, Oh, Diane!  I love your story!  I detest prostRate, too!

    good one on my dh:

    When they first came out with sanitary pads with the sticky strip and advertised on TV, I noted that it was a good idea and my dh wondered out loud:

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    But, wouldn't that HURT pulling them off????

    LOL, this the DOCTOR talking---only child, poor thing with a Mom who Never discussed Anything with him, or his dad either, for that matter.

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  • celia088
    celia088 Member Posts: 2,570
    edited May 2008

    dotti, your dh story is KILLING me!!!!! lol!!!!!

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  • badboob67
    badboob67 Member Posts: 2,780
    edited May 2008

    LOL Dotti...I had a girlfriend years ago that had a whole routine about "sticky side up". Hilarious! Thanks for bringing back a good memory!

    As for my DH's "digital" prostRate exam: he told me this morning he was thinking about one of those CANON ELF cameras when he asked the question. Priceless! 

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited May 2008

    HAAAA!!!!!!!!  

    Cracking me up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

    Tee hee........sticky side up....

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited May 2008

    Sticky side up .......... ouch!!!!  LOL, cracks me up that he is a doctor!

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  • rock
    rock Member Posts: 1,486
    edited May 2008

    Slightly off topic but . . .

    I grew up in a household that didn't talk about sex. I remember asking Mom how babies were made.

    Mom: You know what men have that women don't?
    Me: Uh-huh.

    Mom: And you know what women have that men don't?

    Me: Yes.

    Mom: Well, a man takes what he has and puts it into what a woman has and that can make a woman pregnant.

    Which is how I came to believe that pregnancy could ensue when a man with a moustache put his face near a woman's breasts.  Yep. True story.  (Which I will delete soon!)

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  • iodine
    iodine Member Posts: 4,289
    edited May 2008

    ROTFLMAO! Bet you never dated a guy with facial hair!  Or at least he didn't get to second base!

    BC cheer: Save Second Base!!!!

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  • abbadoodles
    abbadoodles Member Posts: 2,618
    edited May 2008

    Saw this on cnn.com this morning and had to share it. http://www.cnn.com/2008/LIVING/personal/05/28/men.v.women/index.html

    After my flap surgery, both my (male) ps and phys. asst. told me to make sure I wore a bra that hooked in front.  When I pointed out that one could put a back-hook bra on backwards, turn it around and pull it up, they were shocked and amazed!  "Well, you know that because you're a woman." ROFLMAO

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited September 2008

    Ok, I have had SEVERAL moments that I have fought the urge to post on here (DH knows about this thread). 

    However, my DH did a doozy the other day. 

    Weekends are special for DH and DS.  I could be in flames and they wouldn't notice, because they are so busy doing boy stuff.  I love that.  My son always says, "Mommy, I love you a little bit when Daddy is home all day and I love Daddy a lot.  When Daddy isn't home, I love you a lot and Daddy a little bit." 

    Again, I love it.  Both my Dad and DH's dad were never THAT involved. 

    DH and son were playing and running around the house.  I was watching and smiling to myself as I watched ds pretending to make chomping sounds as he chased Daddy. 

    Daddy, in a fit of insanity (it had to be.  There is no other way to explain it) ran past our linen closet with son close behind.  He GRABBED THE DOORKNOB, AND OPENED THE DOOR so he would "slow ds down." 

    Our son is only four, and special needs, although since we do so much therapy and home programming, it's easy to forget.  However, our son went CRASHING RIGHT INTO THE DOOR, AND WIPED OUT ONTO THE FLOOR. 

    It was kind of like the scene in "Never Been Kissed," where Drew Barrymore is running, and her brother opens the door right into her face.  She gets a cooky look, then BOOM!  Down to the ground. 

    What the h*** possessed DH to do that?!?!?! 

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  • Mary-Lou
    Mary-Lou Member Posts: 2,230
    edited September 2008

    http://community.breastcancer.org/forum/7/topic/69566?page=69#idx_2047 

    Embarassed This is a test Deb...LOL

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  • badboob67
    badboob67 Member Posts: 2,780
    edited September 2008

    Whoopsie,

    Holy cow! That was a doozy!!!!!!!! I don't know why they do those things.

    Our clothes dryer needed a new part this week. DH does all the household maintenance and repairs (he's really a repairman "savant"--IF you can get him motivated to do it.) I used to buy broken appliances and electronics at thrift stores just to challenge and entertain him and never saw him fail. Anyway, it reminded me of another repair he did a while back that didn't go quite as planned:

    The bake element went out on our stove so I ordered the part for DH to replace. On some stoves, it's as easy as pulling the old one out and plugging in a new one. My stove, however, required some connecting of wires, etc. I have this "thing" about electricity and always get a little freaked out when dh is working on something electrical. He leaves the breaker on and the thing plugged in sometimes and It scares the snot out of me. Anyway, I mentioned to dh that he would have to unplug the stove to change the element. In typical boy/man style, he sort of stomped his foot and muttered something about knowing what he's doing. He kept saying there's no power to worry about if the stove isn't on. I argued back about how the clock is able to keep time, so there's obviously some electricity flowing somewhere. He wasn't going to be swayed. So, I left the room because I didn't want to witness the carnage. My 3 boys decided to stay and watch (I think they were betting on something going wrong too and didn't want to miss it.) A few minutes later, I hear a "Boom!" followed by the lights in the house flickering and my middle son exclaiming, "Wow! Cool!!" and the youngest son asking, "Did you SEE how BLUE that was?!?!?!" Yep...dh hit a live wire and zapped the crap out of himself. I had to grab a pillow and muffle my hysterical laughter before I could get myself together enough to go back to the kitchen and see if a call to 911 was in order!

    Men can be such children some times! I hate that your little boy got hurt, but the idea and imagery of a man-boy doing something like that reallly made me LOL! It sure is a good thing the human body is made to take a blow. 

    Oh, and next time dh works on something electrical, I'm going to have the boys video tape it--it's sure to bring zillions of hits on youtube!

    (((HUGS)))
    Diane

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited September 2008

    Oh Diane, if you lived close to me, we'd have so much fun hanging out! 

    I love the phrase, "scares the snot out of me."  I use that same phrase a LOT when talking to my dh. 

    You just made me have one of those deep down honest to goodness giggles where my whole body shook. 

    DH was "touching up" some paint in the bathroom the other night, and he left the door to the cabinet open.  Not looking, he quickly stood up, and cracked his skull right into the corner of the very sturdy wall cabinet.  I was in the other room and heard it happen, and did the same thing as you, Diane.  I had to muffle my reaction of "argh!" to be sure he was okay first. 

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  • LuAnnH
    LuAnnH Member Posts: 8,847
    edited September 2008

    You all want a laugh, my son in Iraq was home on leave.  He is married so technicially in this group and they teach them young.  Something was wrong with my daughters battery cables.  Instead of disconnecting things and checking it out he showed up inside the house shortly after he went out and was about electrocuted.  The new wrench he was using was black and folded in half like it was a piece of paper and not metal.  He was still feeling weird for all the electricity and wanted to go back to the car.  We promptly drove him to the ER where the dx was electrocution and he was fortunate to not be hurt.  Needless to say he did not give up and fixed that car after he got home.  I am glad he is my DIL's problem  LOL

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited September 2008

    "I am glad he is my DIL's problem  LOL"hee hee!!!  That one cracked me up, too!!! 
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  • jah4377
    jah4377 Member Posts: 42
    edited September 2008

    Why do husbands make a women crazy???? Because they have a license to do it!!!!!!!!!!  Read the fine print.   LOL!!!!

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited September 2008

    Hmmm I was thinking.  Here I am trying to deal with all my weight gain since treatment.  DH encourages me to walk and exercise because "you would look so much better if you lost some weight."  So what does he do?  He goes to an Italian bakery and buys me Canoli cake!  That ended this weeks diet.

    Nicki

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  • badboob67
    badboob67 Member Posts: 2,780
    edited September 2008

    You know, my Dh never--and I mean NEVER--brings home sweets or treats for me UNLESS he knows I have started a new diet. I'm fortunate in that I don't like chocolate, so many of the things he's brought home don't tempt me. I do, however, love cheesecake and he knows it! Sabotaging a diet is so utterly passive-aggressive!

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  • anneshirley
    anneshirley Member Posts: 1,110
    edited September 2008

    My husband does the same all the time; I say I'm going on a diet and he brings home sweets.  But I don't think, at least on his part, that it's passive agression.  He loves food so much, and loves it when I bring him a treat, so he does the same for me.  But it is frustrating, particularly since I don't have the will power to say thanks, but no thanks.

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited October 2008

    The diet thing happens in our house, too! 

    Todays "Make Me CRAZY Moment" was I was at the kitchen sink washing my hands, and I thought I heard our son yelling for us in the bathroom.  I said, "Honey?  Was that Daniel?"   DH says, "I dunno.  I can't hear over the water."  He continues to read the paper. 

    "Honey?!?!  Can you go check on him?!?!?!" 

    "Oh."  Off he goes, to check on our son.  How could that option not cross his mind?  Our son could have been drowning in the potty for all we knew, but better to wait, right?!?!  GRR!

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