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What a massacre that was! paint everywhere, his strokes were so harsh that he almost penetrated the canvas, he had several easels spread in his room....
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It was such a mess he SCARCELY had anyone up to his room...except for the imaginary friends of course.
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RECENTLY, every time the wind blew, an elderly neighbor noticed a horrific stench coming from the house and called the health department.
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They found him frantically painting, splashing paint everywhere, one bottle of Cabernet in his left hand, while the vulture was having another bout of nausea.
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He stopped painting and noticed something sparkling in the vomit. He put down the bottle of Cabernet and plucked a solid gold BRACELET from the vulture's vomit.
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he took to sending his harsh paintings to everyone listed on the MASTHEADS of several art magazines.
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he sold the bracelet which gave him enough money to go to switzerland and have fondue and RACLETTE which were his favorite dishes.
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It turns out, the bracelet that allowed him to feast on swiss cheeses, was a precious egyptian artifact that his father stole from an obscure museum, only to have it disappear the same day.
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It's a shame that he only received a FRACTION of the bracelet's real value when he sold it on the streets.
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Not only did he receive a mere fraction of the value, but he developed a severe INFECTION from the bacteria that clung to it.
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The infection soon spread to all his orifices and he needed hospitalization.
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And obviously the OFFICERS were called in to care for the vulture.
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However, the ungrateful SCOFFING brute didn't appreciate anything that the officers did.
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Instead of focusing on the good the officers did, he chose to bicker instead, blaming them for everything that had happened to him.
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He certainly wasn't very GRACIOUS about acknowledging the help the officers gave him concerning the care of his vulture.
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It did not show good judgement in taking care of his PRECIOUS vulture.
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it was a little weird that both he and the vulture developed a CROUPING cough.
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Along with this cough, they both had problems with DROOPING body parts where they should not be.
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And when he was STOOPING down to gather his drooping body parts, he also dropped his loaded gun on the hospital floor.
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At this point he made the bad decision to hold the orderly at GUNPOINT.
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Sitting or standing while being held by gunpoint was OPTIONAL.
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It was the LOCATION that the gun was aimed at that caused the alarm!
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He wished he would have worn his sneakers that day, because the gun was pointed at one of his brand new CALFSKIN shoes.
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the orderly grabbed a pot of scalding water and threw it on his biggest drooping part. he threw down the gun and grabbed his vulture...
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... and ran for his life, as if chased by invisible, clingy, suicidal thoughts that he had been struggling against for too long.
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This was a CRITICAL turning point in his life. If only he had made a different decision that day.
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A different decision would definately have made a big difference that day! He couldn't help but wonder...perhaps chewing a piece of strawberry LICORICE just may have changed the events that unfolded...
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As he ran for his life while chewing his licorice, he made a decision that should have created a CLEARING in his life path but instead his life became murkier.
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He was running for his life. This was not easy, mind you, as he had to drag along his drooping body parts. Instead of LEARNING from his mistakes, while running, he choked on his piece of licorice. He stumbled, and fired his handgun which hit....
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...a group of INGRATES as they photographed the glorious sunset.
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