8-Letter Word Game

So now I start feeling sorry for our criminal! :-))))

She was such a deranged woman, that she tried to teach her little boy to sit on her shoulder, like the vulture used to. (uh.... what?) LOLOLOL

The boy was traumatized when the vultures HARASSED him when he was buttering his toast.  But he had bad genes; I have no sympathy for him.

He must have felt PRESSURE from his mother to sit on her shoulders.

She is in complete denial.  What kind of mother would introduce a young son to wildlife like that?  No wonder he wanted to get a REPRISAL against her when he threw banana cream pies (bought at Ihop) at her when she was dancing on the portable tabletop.  Then he progressed to his interest in guns.

And because of the LAZINESS of his step father, he was never taken out to the movies or a baseball game.  That left him with too much time in the streets.

After that, he treated his imaginary friends and family quite SHABBILY.  Perhaps that is why they left him on his own to fend for himself.

He was hoping that by studying KABBALAH things would turn around for him once and for all, especially since Madonna was his idol.

He thought that the Kabbalah PAMPHLET explained everything he needed to know.  Wow, was he ever wrong!

His ears were constantly infected because his pet vulture INJECTED its stomach contents into the boy's ears.  This vulture vomit is supposed to smell particularly horrible.  No wonder his only friends were imaginary.