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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited August 2008

    perfect smile and he smells to good, but on to the important things, we need to all hug and thank him for the lift.  Spar got in her bus looked around and touched every surface she had missed that bus to much.  It was her "home"  MissS said yee haw we are off to Texas, we are staying 2 nights at the Great Wolf Lodge.  A wonderful in door water park where we can act like little kids again. Then after that we may visit a dinasour park and then explore more of Texas, everything is bigger in Texas and it is the biggest state. so here we go............

  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited August 2008

    Miss S brought her dog who had spent some time at the Wig Boutique.

  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited August 2008

    OK, are you sure she is house trained, whoops, I mean bus trained?  He can be our mascot, can we superglue the wig on so it won't come off when we are swimming.  NBN said, Spar that is not nice, LETS DO IT!  Luv said..................

  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited August 2008

    Luv said, "Oh, I just love our sweet puppy girl!!! Let's all think of a name for her. We could name her Chemo or Rads or Taxol."

    Everyone turned and looked at Luv. Candi replied.....

  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited August 2008

    Its a girl Luv, think girl names. How about Chemoabby?   or MissS is it a boy in a girl wig?  We need to know before we can come up with a name.  I can't tell by lookin. Bobby dog could be for a boy or girl.  They don't usually let dogs swim at the

    But we slipped them a $100 and they let our dog swim with us.  The dog loved the slide and one of us to catch em at the end.

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    The wig came off though, I told ya'll we needed super glue.

    Great Wolf Lodge: Tube Slide by VisitCabarrus.

    We all loved this, it was a thrilling ride!!!!

  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited September 2008

    Great Wolf Lodge: Meeting Room by VisitCabarrus.

    this is the dining room at Great Wolf Lodge and we decided we were worth a splurgh and we were going to have a few pina colodas and some margaritas too.  NBN said I want finger food like crab legs, Luv said that is leg food.  NBN said smart aleck just order me some crab so we

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    ordered her horseshoe crabs, she was so mad at us, come on NBN take a joke ok ok we will get you the right kind this time

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    Is that enough for ya, NBN said Yep, but if you guys want any you got to order them yourself.

  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited September 2008

    In the morning we are driving to Dinasaur state park in texas

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    We are planning to go hiking and kayaking and of course MissS has her helmet on.  We are planning on exploring and wading down the shallow river.  Should be a good drive and a good fun trip.

  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited September 2008

    wading through icy water by black_booga.

    there we go wading and talking and having fun.

  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited September 2008

    Water... by phatboysim.

    We met a group of men, who were very friendly.  The one in the orange shirt took a shine to Julz. NBN said I am not doing without meeting one of these hotties so..........

  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited September 2008

    Patagonia 010 by bJwallis.

    We got invited to run in a 5 mile race with them and we took them on.

  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited September 2008

    Stock Photo of  tennessee tn aj4134 white water rafting ocoee river

    The guys won the race and then challenged us to white water rafting trip.  We all wore our helmets.

  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited September 2008

    We made it safely, we made new friends, and we are resting for now and we are renting a room tonight, see if we can clean up nicely and go out dancing and drinking.  We will keep a close eye on NBN  and have to find a place that makes mangoritas for Harley.  We want to do some kareoke for our singer Julz. 

  • julz4
    julz4 Member Posts: 2,490
    edited September 2008

    Julz was more than ready to have a hot night on the town in Texas. Luv suggested we head to Dallas as it has everything under the sun to offer the Frisky Breast friends. MissS piped up & said " #1 We need to get a Hotel room. # 2 Find a Nifty Salon to get the nitty gritty off us & Spruced up. And #3 Shop, Shop, Shop. Till we're all decked out for a hot night in Dallas.....Now on to finding that Hotel room!

  • julz4
    julz4 Member Posts: 2,490
    edited September 2008

    So as we were Driving to Dallas In our new & improved Bus. (It seems Johnny Boy had it upgraded for us)......

    He thought us High Class Girlz needed A High Class Ride For our many travels.

  • julz4
    julz4 Member Posts: 2,490
    edited September 2008

    So Julz was on her Cell talking to her niece in Texas & asked her where the best place

    to stay in Dallas would be. Her niece replied Hands Down, just gotta go there is

    Hotel ZAZA's. She said it features a Girls Just Want to Have Fun package.

    With all kinds of fun Goodies for us Fun Breast Friends. Like.....

    * Walk of Shame Kit - One kit per guest
    Kit includes: True lipstick, ZaZa thong, ZaZa tank, toothbrush/toothpaste/floss, and small bottle Voss water
    * "Glamorize" skin care treatment, one treatment per guest
    * "True Application" make-up application, one application per guest
    * 50-minute "Rock Star" massage, one massage per guest
    * Premium-brand cocktails in Dragonfly or Urban Oasis, two cocktails per guest
    * Complimentary valet parking for each guest
    * Your choice of accommodations:
    o Premium Balcony guestroom
    o Escape Concept Suite
    o Last Czar or Rock Star Magnificent Seven Suite
     

  • julz4
    julz4 Member Posts: 2,490
    edited September 2008

    So when Julz got off the cell so excited, she could hardly tell the girlz what she found out.

    But Spar was able to make out her excited chatter & show them all on her

    laptop just were they were spending a few nighs.....

    http://www.hotelzaza.com/dallas/specials_packages/work_hard_play_harder/?ad=google&keyword=hotel_zaza_dallas&camp=branding08&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_term=hotel+zaza+dallas&utm_campaign=branding08&gclid=CPvp64-Mu5UCFQqFGgodTRIIQg

  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited September 2008

    I AM IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Spar said.  MissS is just jumping up and down with joy.  NBN was just beside herself making plans to seduce someone this night,  She wanted to wear just her thong and tank to the club.  Luv told her no way, you will put the rest of us to shame.  Harley said at least add an ankle braclet and bangles and spike high heels.  We were all laughing rolling on the floor at the picture of NBN jingle jangeling her way across the stage doing a song and dance routine.  We decided to put Spars thong on the dog and a bling bling leash and NBN can take the dog for a walk. LOL.

    Visual Joke

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    Here is a nice leash.  Shouldn't we have boxes of bon bon's to eat also?

  • julz4
    julz4 Member Posts: 2,490
    edited September 2008

    *****ROTFLMAO.....I wonder if i would look that good in a thong? Sorry about the Messed up page but that was the only way I could get the address to light up so it was clickable. If someone can find another way of doing it on there own post. I will go back in & delete mine to make it go back to normal!******** Love Julz

  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited September 2008

    OOOOLALA Work hard and Play harder, where have we heard that before? 

  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited September 2008

    awww adorable pups!!!  Yes, working hard is what we do...but playing harder is what we do best! LOL...so we arrive in the "BIG state" and the ZAZA's is looking awesome!

    LUV is enjoying her suite..after all it was in forturne magazine!

    http://money.cnn.com/galleries/2008/fortune/0805/gallery.bestbusinesshotels.fortune/images/houston_zaza.jpg

    LUV had a friend that used to live in Arlington...and appartently the "GIANT" is one to go on..

    http://www.joyrides.com/sfot/photos/texas_giant2.jpg

    LUV is going to need a stiff drink after this ride...

  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited September 2008

    (the ride didn't come thru boo hoo)

    NBN poked spar and said Luv needs a big stiff drink after EVERYTHING we do.

    After that exciting ride that spar can't even remember we decided to float down a lazy river

    lazyriver308.jpg Floating down the lazy river image by dawnmtotten

    Harley was saying this is so soothing and relaxing.  Little kids kept on clinging to our feet for some reason acting like they knew us.  Luv said maybe they think we are movie stars.

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    Very calmly Julz said to us, "there is an alligator in the water ahead of us"  MissS very quietly said thank goodness I have my helmet on and wish I had worn my whole body mesh suit.  Spar said just keep floating and don't scream or kick your feet or hands and lets just float peacefully by them and don't attract their attention.  Harley just closed her eyes and prayed.

    This is us by the time we got through that river trip!!!!!!!!!!!

  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited September 2008

    LUV said I need a big stiff drink.................

  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited September 2008

    make it a double!  This was way too much for LUV to handle...however speaking of way too much...

    we turned around and heard a sexy voice..."Would you like a little salt with that ?"

    http://www.cinemavoyage.com/images/brad-pitt4.jpg

  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited September 2008

    LUV wanted to buy Christian Bale a nice "stiff" one herself...yum-my Dark Knight!  Come and

    http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u304/joxy_bucket/Wallpaper_Christian_Bale_Hip_10241.jpg

     rescue me...only Brad seemed to be getting a little "annoyed" cause all eyes and attention weren't all on him so we....

  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited September 2008

    decided to share them both equally, no playing favorites Luv.  After that drink you won't be able to stand up anyway so ................

  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited September 2008

    with Luv falling out of her chair, Brad and Chris were dancing with the rest of us and Luv was so mad she couldn't even talk.  IIIIIImm teeeelllinng yaaa theeeey isss miiiine.  NBN whispered to Spar, we should at least pick her up off the floor.  Julz, sly girl that she is ordered Luv ANOTHER one of those drinks.  Luv was a happy camper then.  After that one we had to take her up to bed where she passed out.  We talked Brad into laying by her to sleep when he got tired and for her to wake up with him in her bed.  We all went to bed and set our alarms early so we could all sit around Luvs bed for when she woke up.

    Talk about a shocked face, she kept saying I can't believe I slept with Brad Pitt and can't remember what we did.  She is still in shock and still counting her blessing that she (thinks) she slept with Brad.  We still haven't told her any different yet.  Someday??? maybe??

  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited September 2008

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    A shocked face!

  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited September 2008

    LUV was 'luvin' it....she called Brad to tell him she was having their "luv child"

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    he was so excited and so eagar to take on his responsibilities like a man and "stepped up".......LUV was saying...." Hello...can your hear me dear " ....."hello"

    http://www.pittwatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/brad-pitt-burn-2_sp.jpg

  • julz4
    julz4 Member Posts: 2,490
    edited September 2008

    Our Mr. Pitt was so crazy he was climbing the walls just to get to LUV! (poor Angie)

    But when the Girlz turned around to see what was going on Brad was still climbing the walls backwards. Just what is going on with LUV -n- HIM today?

    We couldn't wait to see what Spar had to tell the rest of the Girlz....... 

  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited September 2008

    Girls, how are we gonna tell Luv it is just a wanna be pregnancy that absolutely nothing happened and Brad is running for his life and is very mad at us for going along with our little joke and getting him in this mess.  Luv thinks she is in Love and will be so upset. Julz said well, first we better give her another big stiff drink.  NBN said I think she has lost her mind - look at her

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    She went from flat to fat in one day, she bought one of those fake pregnant tummys that stick on. Spar ran over there and pulled it off and said you are not really pregnant, Brad did not do anything so get over it right now.  Luv said oh you mean girls.  Julz went and got her that drink and she drank it all in 5 minutes but boy was she feeling better.  We are packing up the bus and heading to Arlington, Texas to go to six flags and maybe the wax musuem, then to fort worth to go dancing at Billy Bob's.  We are gonna two step and line dance the night away.

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