Dark sense of humor?

illimae

Kersdan, I love the grim reaper idea, lol

MinusTwo

Kersden - Thanks for the chuckles.

helenlouise

Smiling too :

Miriandra

Lovin' it, Kersden!

Miriandra

I was with some friends, and we were trying to get to a reservation on time. One lady said, "Cool your tits!" I replied, "I only have one."

xD

ByHisGraceTwice

when I was making a followup appointment at the dentist ... I told the receptionist we “needed to do this sooner rather than later because I needed to be a good looking corpse.” Utter shock first appeared on her face and that of her coworker. LOL

bcincolorado

Too funny!!!

Miriandra

Me: So what would "motorboating" be called if you only have one breast?

DH: What, you mean "jet skiing"? I don't know.

Me: No, like - motorboating is "brbrbrbrbrbrbrb".

DH: "Speed bagging"? Fa-dum fa-dum fa-dum.

Me: That works.

illimae

Ha, that’s funny.

MinusTwo

Thanks for reviving this thread!!!!!!!!