It's O-LYMPH-ICS time again!

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Binney4
Binney4 Member Posts: 8,609
edited April 2017 in Lymphedema

Ladies, it's time once again to enter your favorite O-LYMPH-ICS competition! What are y'all planning to participate in?

After years of dedication and practice, I'm hoping for a GOLD in "Timed Bilateral Arm Wrapping", a SILVER in "Donning a Compression Sleeve Without Whapping Yourself in the Jaw," and maybe a BRONZE in "Answering Dumb Questions by the Public." Of course there's always "Insurance Coverage Haggling," but that's definitely not my specialty.

Anybody else?

Go BC.ORG!

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  • doxie
    doxie Member Posts: 1,455
    edited August 2016
  • glennie19
    glennie19 Member Posts: 6,398
    edited August 2016
  • ChiSandy
    ChiSandy Member Posts: 12,133
    edited August 2016

    I’m going for the All-Around: Cording Exercise, Sleeve Vault, Artistic MLD Technique, Post-MLD Race to the Bathroom....

  • floaton
    floaton Member Posts: 181
    edited August 2016
    Haha! Good ones :). How about bandage rolling (how quick are you - no wall mounted rollers allowed, with extra points for finger wraps ;), shapewear escape (how fast can you shimmy outa that thing - difficulty points if you're hot and sweaty), and (a marathon style-event) consecutive days carrying bandaids and bacitracin just in case, all while trying to keep the weight of your purse as light as possible.
  • runnergirl26
    runnergirl26 Member Posts: 82
    edited April 2017

    Mine is just trying to read your creative posts doing the longest sustained kegel exercise without peeing myself because I'm laughing so hard!! You are all too creative for my pee brain!! All while trying not to have the worlds hottest hot flash!!!

  • Kicks
    Kicks Member Posts: 4,131
    edited April 2017

    I don't do Bilateral Arm Wrapping or Insurance Coverage Haggling as don't do either. (Not bilateral and VA gets me 2 sets of day garments every 6 months). So that leaves 'Donning sleeve without whapping self' - can't remember whapping myself and 'Answering Dumb Questions by the Public'. Last Saturday, I went on a bus trip with Church and there were a lot of really DUMB questions asked asked over and over again. Actually, it was the men and younger women who asked the most intelligent questions and paid attention. The mid to older women were 'out there'.

  • amygil81
    amygil81 Member Posts: 165
    edited April 2017

    My BF and I will enter the pair's unilateral after-shower arm wrapping event.

  • MinusTwo
    MinusTwo Member Posts: 16,634
    edited April 2017

    Mine is truncal & breast, so people really don't understand why I won't participate in some of the poses in Yoga. Down Dog? Not really. Why not? I know we should be proactive & educate people who don't understand, but it does get tiring.

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