Warm & fuzzy owls, goats, kitties, dogs, birds ETC. PICS &LINKS

Teka · July 2014

camillegal,

Teka · July 2014

Alive4Five · July 2014

Alive4Five · July 2014

Teka · July 2014

camillegal · July 2014

Moiralf · July 2014

Teka, he would look amazing in colourful bird plumage. Not very human like I guess.

Best he stays the way he is so we can all appreciate him. But my fav is Johnny Depp but when I think of him with plumage it looks dark and blackish rather than colourful. Hmm interesting imaging.

Moira

Alive4Five · July 2014

Alive4Five · July 2014

Alive4Five · July 2014

Alive4Five · July 2014

Alive4Five · July 2014

camillegal · July 2014

Funny and pretty. U going good Live.

Teka · July 2014

The movie *Jaws* made a believer out of me!

Teka · July 2014

You can always tell brook trout by the blue halos around their spots.

I hooked & ate many brookies from Grandparents brook!

magdalene51 · July 2014

magdalene51 · July 2014

New Medications for Women:

ST. MOM'S WORT-
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to six hours.

E m p t y N e s t r o g e n-
Highly effective suppository that eliminates melancholy by enhancing the memory of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out.

P e p t o b i m b o-
Liquid silicone for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and improves flirting.

D u m e r o l-
When taken with Peptobimbo, can create dangerously low I.Q., thus causing enjoyment of country western music.

F l i p i t o r-
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.

A n t i b o y o t i c s-
When administered to teenage girls, is highly effective in improving grades, freeing up phone lines, and reducing money spent on make-up.

M e n i c i l l i n-
Potent antibiotic for older women. Increases resistance to such lines as, "You make me want to be a better person... can we get naked now?"

B u y a g r a-
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency and duration of spending spree.

E x t r a S t r e n g t h B u y-O n e-A l l-
When combined with Buyagra, can cause an indiscriminate buying frenzy so severe the victim may even come home with a Donnie Osmond CD or a book by Dr. Laura.

J a c k A s s p i r i n-
Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary or phone number.

A n t i-t a l k s i d e n t-
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers.

R a g a m e t-
When administered to a husband, provides the same irritation as nagging on him all weekend, saving the wife the time and trouble of doing it herself.

D a m i t o l-

Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 hours.