Another reason not to fly

Lunakin

Or not to wear breast forms, let alone not get implants. 

"The feds said Wednesday that new intelligence shows terrorists may try to sneak explosives onto airplanes by surgically stitching them inside suicide bombers."

Given that info, this article written by ....a man (whowoulddathunkit?) starts off with: 

"Beware the breast implant bomb."

Ugh, ugh, ugh. WTH didn't they illustrate with a penile implant? Or testicle implant?
Or a pic of a beer belly ballooned over a belt?

Oh, no, they have to jump to thinking about breasts, even though breasts are not mentioned in the news release from the feds.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2011/07/06/2011-07-06_beware_new_breast_implant_bomb_feds_warn_terrorists_may_try_to_sneak_in_explosiv.html#ixzz1RMcmPbEw

  Warning: has gratuitous pic of woman with implants.

 

I usually deal OK with how so much in daily life has different implications for those of us with BC. But for some reason this article hits me in the gut. I simply want an unremarkable appearance when I hike, exercise, and garden in warm weather.  I've had a uni mx. I unfortunately have a prominent nipple on the remaining breast. I've been trying find a comfortable bra, form, and tops, let alone a pack which won't aggravate my trunkal LE.

 

And then the newspaper runs a story on exploding fake breasts. Next guy who makes a boob joke in my hearing is going to get punched. Or maybe I'll just squash my hot, non-matching silicone form over his head. Anyone else have days like this?