OMG They Found the Cure for Stupid

Chevyboy

Alyson!  How FUN you are! xoxoxoxo

Anonymous

LOL!

GmaFoley

Veggy, I live on the LE boards... Thank you for the suggestion. I will be ok, just want the pain to go.
You all make me laugh with your banter. Thank you.

Shellshine

raehyg

These were sooo funny!! Gave me a great laugh!

Anonymous

Thanks all for my laughs! Turns my day around

Alyson

I want to see the hen that laid this one!!

GmaFoley

Wow beautiful Egg there - 

Just know this is the wrong holiday, but these turkeys are going to be making the hens lay all those eggs.  - The hen in the second picture is trying to stay away from those toms LOL.

marywh

Just got back from my search for the cure guy in South Fla. Did Not find him, but found some others that you will get a laugh out of when I get my pictures back. One was a guy who was staying in the hotel across from us. We called him the butt guy, he wore a thong and would stand up on their brick wall and pose for everybody. He really wanted everybody to see his butt. The other one was the guy who worked at the everglades park we went to who did the whole alligator wrestling thing, putting his head in the alligators mouth and all that good stuff, not to mention the guys in South beach running around in boas and fishnet tights under their thong bathing suits, it was hard to concentrate on finding the cure guy, but the other guys I found were a hoot-and I kept my husband out of his sandals and socks the whole week!

Anonymous

Mary - Thanks for the laugh. I needed it. Today is chemo day. I have all these crazy pictures in my head.

sas-schatzi

Mary, twice to South beach and never caught any BUNS. phewy.

Veggy in your pocket )))) Your holdin' up girl, (((hugs))))

When we talk about the back front and the front back, we are serious b/c this is unidimensional. The following is from a book titled "The 776 Stupidest Things Ever Said". It is a quote from the British Admiralty instruction dealing with the storage of warheads and torpedoes as quoted in "Outreageous Quotations".

"It is necessary for technical reasons that these warheads should be stored with the top at the bottom, and the bottom at the top. In order that there may be no doubt as to which is the top and which is the bottom, for storage purposes, it will be seen that the bottom of each head has been labeled with the word TOP".

Anonymous

Let's change the words around...

It is necessary for technical reasons that these chickens should be stored with the front/back at the back/front, and the back/front at the back/front. In order that there may be no doubt as to which is the front/back and which is the back/front, for storage purposes, it will be seen that the back/front of each head has been labeled with the word front/back.

Oh dear, how confusing is that?

GmaFoley

Veggy - WHAT??? I am so confused now, I'm dizzy. LOL

sas-schatzi

Veggy good one.... I did understand it, in a logically illogical way, or therabouts. But perhaps a couple of the back/fronts need to for revision and correctness of the aforementioned subject be changed to the front/ back or, as you so cogently presented, it could be back front. We need to form a committee to study this.Was it Marywh that wanted a position?

Marywh will you accept the position of head of the "Committee to Re-ellect the President" Oops That was somebody in Watergate. Wrong commmittee, sorry, 3 second memory.  Would you lead the back/front front/ back committee? If you could suggest a proper name for yourself, that would be helpful, Ombudsman Sheila

Alyson

New song found. I am sure we change some of the words to apply to our hen house.

Not sure where choir practice will be probably at the front back and at the top of the stairs. Musical instruments needed. Who can play what?

Well, I had a little chicken,
And she wouldn't lay an egg,
So I rubbed hot water all around her leg.
And the little chicken hollered and the little chicken begged,
And the gosh darn chicken laid a hard boiled egg!
Well, I had a little chicken,
And she wouldn't lay an egg,
So I rubbed hot chocolate all around her leg.
And the little chicken hollered and the little chicken begged,
And the gosh darn chicken laid an Easter egg!

Well, I had a little chicken,
And she wouldn't lay an egg,
So I rubbed some butter up and down her leg,
And the little chicken hollered and the little chicken begged,
And the gosh darn chicken laid a nice fried egg!
Well, I had a little chicken,
And she wouldn't lay an egg,
So I rubbed some vinegar up and down her leg,
And the little chicken hollered and the little chicken begged,
And the gosh darn chicken laid a pickled egg!

Choir chook Alyson

Bagwaak, cluck cluck cluck.

Have a look at this :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsqx2fwDGrM and watch the hen in the back row!!!

sam52

That front/back business.....is that why it's so difficult to tell which is/was the head and which is/was the butt end of a chicken when it's going into the oven?

OMG...these are my sisters ...bgaaaawak

Watch where you put your fronts and backs....are you coming or going??

marywh

I would be honored to assume that roll, if someone would tell me exactly what my duties are, Iwould so appreciate it, and it will help me choose a name for myself. Will check in again later.

sas-schatzi

Marywh, Thank you for wanting to take responsibility. As to job description, we tend to follow the leader of each defined section or group within our group. Ergo, what the chairhen proposes is what we do. Now we do take guidelines from other organizations. Today I found a request by the Under Ambassodor of the USA to the United Nations.

March 5th 2013: The United States called for drunk diplomats to be barred from United Nations' budget negotiations. The United States called for drunk diplomats to be barred from United Nations' budget negotiations. Some envoys have turned up for talks "falling down drunk," said one diplomat, speaking on condition of anonymity. Tthis became an issue when the secretary recorder had to be helped off the floor.

"We make the modest proposal that the negotiating rooms should in future be an inebriation-free zone," Joseph Torsella, Deputy US Ambassador for Management and Reform, told the UN General Assembly's budget committee.

The United States is not calling for a ban on alcohol just on drunks, US officials said. (end of citation)

But we are a group that uses our asparagus and mushrooms responsibily and to great excess with encouragement by all as much as possible, so, I think this is a suggested rule that we can bypass.

I think your major role would be to decide when we should meet in the front back versus the back front, so, as to reduce confusion.

Hows about a title of "Coordinator of BF/FB"? A quorum of one would be all that's needed to pass or fail a proposal. This avoids the problem of hens having to show up for meetings.

Marywh certainly any name you choose is clucking good with us all, as we must be comfortable with our feathered rolls erhhh roles.

BRAWKKKKKKKk Ombudshen sheila(changed my title to be more representative of our coalition)

blondiex46

thanks Chevy can always depend on you!!

Anonymous

We use our "medicinal" asparagus and mushrooms responsibly. Right now I think I had a little too much or mixed them together before BAWKKKKKKk smoking them.

here's a picture of the hen house. I don't remember if I took a picture of the front/back or the back/front.

Sas - Who is in charge of security?

Anonymous

We should have signs on our cars...

Anonymous

I think we got our first terroristic threat..

Anonymous

There may be some spies among us...

Shellshine

GmaFoley

Alyson

Don't make me laugh or I will cough and wheeze. Not enough to smoke, need a really big puff I think. Maybe I need another of these Hot Cross buns.

marywh

Oh coordinator is a fine name. and I promise to not ever get falling down drunk during any meetings whether Im there or not. Especially when Im in South Beach where Bloody Marys are 20 $ a pop. I did however bring home some palm branches, thought I might puff on some tonight after everyone else goes to bed. Right now I have my chicken in the oven, front to back of course and everyone will want to know why Im giggling through dinner.

Alyson

GmaFoley

blondiex46

how cute are those, not the chickens the crocheted one!!