OMG They Found the Cure for Stupid

sas-schatzi

May be it's not my mouse. I thought I wore it out with novena Pm's,reposting , bolding. Now it has a mind of it's own doing all kinds of strange stuff, but Essa if you are having similar problems may be it's the server.

S-Aud ROTFALMAO about your tin hat. We went through a period of tin hat pics--primarily by veggy and alyson and others--you must have a great boss? Wouldn't life be so much easier if all bosses were that cool--did I say cool--ohh showing my age. What is today's word for cool? Course I come really from the time preceding cool , when Bad was the word. But cool came in in the 50's--Think WEST SIDE STORY, Then replaced by bad, then cool came back

OKAY VEGGY that's your cue!

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SimplyAudrey

One of my co-workers took a pic of me in my hat.  If I can get it from him it may become my avatar....... hmmmmmm.

SAS - I do have a really cool boss.  He's very understanding - has been thoughout the past 2 years of my mayhem of a life.  I came to work where I do because of him - he has incredible values in the right order.  We have a good time when things get crazy.  I feel blessed to work where I do, and for the people I work with.

Off to update my avatar - I wasn't kidding about my pet possum when I jumped in this thread!

Have a FABULOUS weekend all.  It's raining here, so I think I'll go back to bed and read a mindless book.

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GmaFoley

Couldn't help myself ladies - my friends has a point...  

Anonymous

I like that one!

Anonymous

I hope I don't offend anyone with this one, but this is going to be me...

Wren44

Sas, Your mouse may need new batteries. Mine got really crazy and was cured by new  batteries.

SimplyAudrey

Batteries?  Cure for Stupid?  Or???  What size???  Recipe worthy?

Wren44

I meant for SAS's computer mouse, but it's an idea to consider. We could use them to light our asparagus and to zap stupid people.

GmaFoley

Wren you are funny!! Can someone refer me to the page that has the start of the asparagus joke... I'm fairly new to this page and don't quite understand.

thefuzzylemon

Gma....I encourage you to start at page one...for real....it just builds and builds! We've been hitting the Asparagus for a really long time!

Puff puff passing to you!

christina0001

This is the best thread ever. I like to check in every week or two. You ladies are great. Keep the funny stories and pics coming.

And FWIW I'm sick of people telling me about all the family members they have had who have died of cancer. Happens at work all the time. I asked my boss to please change my title to "Cancer Ambassador" ...

SimplyAudrey

OK all....I am being serious (sort of) and need help.  DH and I are living in the middle of renovation city.  In cleaning out my closet to expand it, I have discovered I have about 6 PINK t-shirts from my Imaging center (from the many tests and biopsies that have brought me here) of various sizes that all say "Fight like a girl!".  Also in that collection are dog tags and a pink camoflage bandana for the "Pink Army Revolution".

WTC does "Fight like a Girl" mean??  Should I punch my PS when I go in for pre-op?  Should I claw the anesthesiologist when he starts the happy juice?

All I know is being on THIS SIDE of things, the shirts piss me off now.  Wouldn't be caught dead in public with them on.

Any creative ideas with what to do with them?  Just askin'.

2 things I've come up with are donating them to my husband for his motorcycle workshop for cleaning out the gas tanks and perhaps creating torches in October after surgery......or just having a bonfire in October and using them to start it.

ANY ideas are most welcome! 

proudtospin

dust rags?

me I am sitting here pissed that a pal called me to say a gang of friends are sailing off Maine this week.....I have been invited in the past but not since my diagnosis.....am I contagious or something?  pisses me off

ridergirl

Omg may have just gained 5 lbs scrolling through these last posts, but had to say i loved them as well as the coments that go with and the wonderful zany ladies who put them here for all of us to share.

Hugs to all :-)

SimplyAudrey

Veggie, I could rock this hat!  I want one!

Anonymous

Pink Tee shirts -

1. shoot them with a shot gun and then wear to your next doctor appointment.

2. shoot them with a shot gun and give .t to your doctor

3. clean out you cat box with them.

4. clean the bathroom 

4. wax the car

6. burn

sas-schatzi

veggy---yes thank you , so much you came right in on cue. Question did you know before I mentioned it the other day that I noticed you would come in with cue appropriate pics. I then intentionally would give you cue lines , but didn't tell you . You just did it. Started b4 page 100.

Wren Thanks i will check batteries. it's been weird where bolding will occur and then turns off etc. Lmao-out loud where you said we could use it to light our asparagus and zap stupid people.

GMA- I started reading the thread at page 40---I think it was page 42 someone called us a bunch of cackling hens and that we would pay in hell It was deleted by the mods. I was a newbie, so hadn't contributed much. But made me a believer to stay here. After that really awful post thats when the clucking , asparagus. tin hats  started. Fuzzy is absolutely right Start at page one. Read a few pages at a time. Many of the group stayed together until about pg 106. Many of them ,then had issues, BC issues to deal with, or it was time for them to move on,  The thread after that was held together by a few. Veggy primarily, And Alyson. Then as threads do they evolve , change , renew. The jokes of some of us old timers, are having new people scratching their heads as you are. That's why it's so important to go back and read. I thought the first 40 pages were some of the best comedy writing I'd ever seen. All directed at the stupidity Of BC and STUPIDS. It get's even better when the clucking starts. I used to sit at that time and put my tin hat on. Helped immensely to get through an absurd time. But if you want to do a quick catch up start around pg 40. Then over time include pg1-40.  Once and awhile the original group came back for a brief so to speak reunion. Fuzzy/makratz/meece/Lowrider/EmilyinOntario/JanetinVirginia are names that come to mind without looking. At one point someone said our stuff was being quoted on FB. That's when allot of people took on new avatars. I took off all identifying info except sas. Felt didn't mind sharing with other BCO members , but it wasn't the business of the world.

So, have fun reading and have your Bounty close. Start with an empty bladder. AND your tin hat on.

S-Aud---we all should have been so lucky to have a boss like yours. Tell'em I send Blessings.

Veggy- From the pic above.........had first sexual encounter of recent history, ten years younger---he drops in conversation that he had   " never had sex with and old lady"(61). DUH------couldn't have said "Older lady" or "someone older".  I can tell you I taught that young whipper snapper a thing or two. Blew his mind, thank you very much!!!!

Anonymous

SAS- I was lurking that day, constantly checking in. I saw what you said about me... so  went to town looking for tin hats. Some days I feel sassy and just look for things to pick on. Then there are days when I find a hilarious picture and have to share it (example, implants are forever). I had a bmx almost two months ago and I am always saying that. It all depends how I feel.

Alyson

I want one like this!

And please pass the asparagus, I need it real bad.

SimplyAudrey

Veggy!

I think you're onto something.  If only I had a shot gun.

Possum bedding might work though....now there's a thought.  But still, any other ideas, "clean" or otherwise are welcomed!

Puff, Puff.....passing to Alyson.

chabba

If you go camping in the woods, Veggy, and must dig a trench you could cut them up and use them for "personal hygiene.

sas-schatzi

Veggy I know what you have said, but you---" pick up on a lead in line", by anybody. What I'm saying is I saw that in you way before Pg100 forget when you joined. I would intentionally give you a"lead in line" and you never dropped a heartbeat----always there was a response. You were "Costello". Now for those that don't remember Abbot and Costello. Abbot appeared to be the smarter of the two. The brains of the two as comedians was Costello. Veggy what I'm saying about you is --"you are the greatest contributor to the visual affects of this thread" sweetie trying to pay you a high compliment------You deserve it. AND you kept it going in a period that others fell off. Sweetie please just accept as a compliment LOVE AND HUGS sassy

sas-schatzi

Alyson a thank you to you too. You hung in there with veggy when times got quiet. Between the two of you the visuals here have been great!!!!!!!!! AND continue to be----where can I get directions for that hat???

Anonymous

My favorite Abbott and Costello  skit.

Abbott was the straight man. Costello was hysterical.

Loved their comedy. Thanks for the compliment.

thefuzzylemon

Uses for those shirts...

1. Use them as a gag for stupid people (just after they are used for opossum bedding)

2.

Sorry....I like the first one so much I couldn't pull out another one.



Oh I like the new style tin hat!!! Wow!! I'd wear that one too. And, I'll share my heater with you! Puff puff passing; ) enjoy!

Hortense

I do wish there was a cure for stupidity. I need to send it to my cousin. She just sent me this:

 "The radiation though sounds like a pretty strong second third step after the surgery and chemo. I can't believe you have to go through SO much for something that just the size of a jellybean. "