Bonfire of the Goddesses

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited March 2014

    Now I get it. Just knock me upside the head. They don't call me SLOW for nothing.

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  • 4sewwhat
    4sewwhat Member Posts: 2,093
    edited March 2014

    Like I said, not chancing new hats or gloves!  Probably should put fancie undies on that list too because instead of losing some of my ass I would probably break it!

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited March 2014

    hahahaha. I've got half a butt cheek. It's not so bad. Hard to sit sometimes :)

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  • duckyb1
    duckyb1 Member Posts: 13,369
    edited March 2014

    4..............Ditto

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited March 2014

    Sleepy time for me....night ladies!

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  • duckyb1
    duckyb1 Member Posts: 13,369
    edited March 2014

    Goodnight Slow.......me too...........

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  • 4sewwhat
    4sewwhat Member Posts: 2,093
    edited March 2014

    Do you roll to one side?  I can't go swimming right now because with only one boob at the moment I roll to one side. On the plus side, I asked my doc if the implants were FAA approved. If I am ever in a plane crash I have my own built in flotation device!

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  • 4sewwhat
    4sewwhat Member Posts: 2,093
    edited March 2014

    Nighty nite!

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  • FireKracker
    FireKracker Member Posts: 8,046
    edited March 2014

    OMG I'm LMAO

    Ok ducky do u want to drive the broom?

    Do u want me to take the head count

    What the hell do u want to do?????

    U take my shoes,my beautiful red dress,hot damn,do u want to sit on ur ass and do nuthin

    U will still get in trouble so pick ur poison

    The only reason I'm still on this damn puter is because I got a damn haircut from hell and I'm playin with it in between posts

    Last yr our reunion I missed cause of my teeth remember?

    This yr it's the damn hair

    This should be the biggest problem in my entire life(what ever is left of it) 

    And this freekin trip!!!!!

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  • 4sewwhat
    4sewwhat Member Posts: 2,093
    edited March 2014

    FK, for your DIL!!

    image

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited March 2014

    4, I don't roll to one side, but I do have a hard time keeping my underwear on! I never realized just how handy a full butt cheek could be. Flotation device!! hahaha. I like how we can laugh about our missing parts. I lost my butt cheek, my hair, my pooper for a short time and who knows what else in the future, but something disease can't take is my sense of humor!!! Sounds like the same holds true for you.

    Uh oh. Now ducky is driving the broom? Watch out! FK, I never thought you would give up control of your broom??? Good cover about the hair....ducky told us the truth - you had a dancing guy at your house. Shameful!!!

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  • Linda-n3
    Linda-n3 Member Posts: 2,439
    edited March 2014

    ME!!!!!

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  • FireKracker
    FireKracker Member Posts: 8,046
    edited March 2014

    ok Linda ur the first one to reply,,ur in!!!!...and u live where?

    Yeah I'll let ducky drive my broom

    Anything to shut her up

    I'll write down the names

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  • Linda-n3
    Linda-n3 Member Posts: 2,439
    edited March 2014

    Throwing in this disgusting protein whey powder I got to try to increase my protein intake. I have been a vegetarian for years, and can keep adequate protein intake as long as I don't have to increase it to 1.5x or 2x normal for dealing with chemo and treatment.... so I have tried a gazillion options for that - the manufactured drinks taste awful, this manufactured powder tastes awful, I have tried other versions and they all taste nasty .... what is a girl to do? I don't like the thick texture of greek yogurt but do use it, and get very tired of cheese ... some days I just want to say "get over yourself, just order one of those beautiful thick barbecued butterfly pork chops .... and my brain just won't let it get past my lips .... maybe I can get some dementia and forget about it .... meanwhile, pass the adulterated smoothie that tasted so good prior to "nutritional additives" .... 

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  • duckyb1
    duckyb1 Member Posts: 13,369
    edited March 2014

    LMAO.......you guys are nuts...................I need a good laugh this morning........really bummed, and my hands are tied...........it will take a little while, but I will get over it.........

    Sad, sick, people on this website and it is not because of their disease......we all have  BC, it is because they are hell bent to ruin someones joy.............

    Just a couple......the other 98% are wonderful loving, caring, good women who do not deserve to be where we are today.........I love all of you......but this last thing is more then I can handle...........not my little Grayson.......not her or her sister.....

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited March 2014

    linda, can you mix it with crystal light? When I had my colon prep, I mixed the disgusting stuff with that, and it really masked the taste. How are you doing with your new meds.?

    ME!

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited March 2014

    ducky, i must have been posting while you were posting. Don't let anyone run you off. Such petty BS. Life is too short.

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  • FireKracker
    FireKracker Member Posts: 8,046
    edited March 2014

    ducky---r u drivin the broom?

    Or takin names?

    Take that bug out from ur Cooley and help me

    We all no there r crazies everywhere

    Why not here?

    Get out ur red solo cup and have a cup of chill

    We got work to do and places to go

    WWVD

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  • duckyb1
    duckyb1 Member Posts: 13,369
    edited March 2014

    FK your right.............

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  • 4sewwhat
    4sewwhat Member Posts: 2,093
    edited March 2014

    I'm always good for a laugh Ducky!

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited March 2014

    "Take that bug out from your cooley" LOL LOL

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited March 2014

    So, if FK is making the decisions on where we are going.....does that mean we should be packing all cold weather clothes???

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  • duckyb1
    duckyb1 Member Posts: 13,369
    edited March 2014

    4..........yes you are.........LMAO......

    Slow........OMG .......no........we are all in trouble.......FK.....the trip planner...........

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited March 2014

    how's she gonna fit all those shoes on her broom?

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  • FireKracker
    FireKracker Member Posts: 8,046
    edited March 2014

    well mrs.ducky

    I asked u how many times which job do u want and u keep goin round and round

    DO U WANT TO TAKE THE ROLL CALL

    OR

    DO U WANT TO DRIVE THE BROOM WITH ALL MY SHOES?

    The original plan was PR for the sistas who want the warm weather

    And

    Alaska for the winter ppl

    Anyone have a problem with that keep it to ur self

    Hahaha

    Now I do no for a fact JOJO and Joan811 will be comin

    Check in please

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  • duckyb1
    duckyb1 Member Posts: 13,369
    edited March 2014

    Hey..............just give me a friggin job.................ok, so far

    You

    Veggy

    Me

    Slow

    4

    Joan

    Jo1955

    Linda3

    Chabba....

    Aly

    Valjean

    Mary, Mary.......asked for Hawaii...told her sure.

    GMA Foley

    Kathec

    Hollander

    Stacey-Lee

    Jazzy....

    Sandpiper....

    Badger

    There was more then that last time.................check in ladies.

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  • chabba
    chabba Member Posts: 5,065
    edited March 2014

    Count me in for the Alaska end of the trip please.

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  • duckyb1
    duckyb1 Member Posts: 13,369
    edited March 2014

    Hey girlfriend....just added you to the list...............hugs

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  • chabba
    chabba Member Posts: 5,065
    edited March 2014

    Thank You

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  • Linda-n3
    Linda-n3 Member Posts: 2,439
    edited March 2014

    I want to go both places!!!! Do I have to choose???? Saw a specialist yesterday - a lymphologist - she said her best advice was to get in the pool, keep the LE arm under water as much as possible, get a big floppy hat, use lots of waterproof sunscreen, and enjoy ... so I think PR would fit that bill as the water should be fairly warm there. Alaska in July is just WONDERFUL - not hot, not cold, just lots of beautiful sunshine .... and I would suggest we add Hawaii onto the end of the trip as it is just a short hop from Alaska by air, and although it is warm, there are lots of nice breezes I hear .... 

    Ducky, is someone hassling you? Just let us know - we can gang up on them, pummel them with pillows, tickle them with feathers until they cry "UNCLE" and be nice to you!

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