Best pick up line EVER

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daisylego
daisylego Member Posts: 57
edited June 2014 in LGBTQA+ With Breast Cancer

I was talking to a friend (who I've had a huge crush on for years and she knows it) a couple of days ago, and I came up with the best ever pick up line for us to use! (Best for post surgery: lumpectomy during recovery and mastectomy forever or until recovery from reconstruction.)

"I can't play with my boobies right now, can I play with yours instead?"

I wish she wasn't on the other side of the country right now, because she said it completely worked on her and she would absolutely let me!

P.S. I hope I don't get kicked out of the "Lesbians with breast cancer" club for being bi & having a current, stable relationship with a man. I still love the ladies!

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  • dee1961
    dee1961 Member Posts: 1,672
    edited April 2010

    LOL fuuunny one Daisy!

    Or you can use the line "I can't feel my boobies right now, can I feel yours?"

    Bi the way welcome to the club :)

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  • dee1961
    dee1961 Member Posts: 1,672
    edited April 2010

    LOL fuuunny one Daisy!

    Or you can use the line "I can't feel my boobies right now, can I feel yours?"

    Bi the way welcome to the club :)

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  • cancersucks
    cancersucks Member Posts: 156
    edited October 2010

    Hey Daisy, you are VERY welcome here. I'm not bi, but I'm bi friendly :)

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  • Stew
    Stew Member Posts: 2
    edited June 2010

    I have a pick-up line story... I scheduled my chemo so I could enjoy a big night out for the openning of the San Fran Gay and Lesbian Film Festival. Single, I met someone at the after-party and her line was, commenting on my bald head, "I thought you were a buddist" I corrected her and she still asked me out. I couldn't believe it. We're still seeing each other and I'm about 9 months post-treatment. I thank my lucky stars every day..

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  • Isabella4
    Isabella4 Member Posts: 2,166
    edited June 2010

    I'm not one of you girls....but you made me really laugh...keep on truckin' !!!!

    Isabella.

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  • navygirl
    navygirl Member Posts: 886
    edited June 2010

    Isabella, you can be an honorary...we have the power to bestow that ;)

    I don't have any lines...I just told my girl she had a beautiful smile and walked away because I was on a blind date with someone else. Two months later we ran into each other again and I was NOT on a date...that was 10 years ago :)

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  • Isabella4
    Isabella4 Member Posts: 2,166
    edited June 2010

    Thankyou  Thankyou  Thankyou   XX

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  • cancersucks
    cancersucks Member Posts: 156
    edited July 2010

    I have never used a pick up line ever...but I did get creative one night...

    I bought a drink for this gal across the bar, I told the bartender not to tell her it was from me. The bartender agreed, then I told my friend who I was hanging out with that I bought the gal across the bar a drink because she had such a great smile and was totally my type. My friend is a wanna be wingman, I knew she would tell her in 1.5. seconds the minute I left to use the restroom, when I got back, the gal was sitting next to me and thanking me, which let to conversation, which led to massive amounts of fun and eventually a relationship, who knew?

    When you got kind of a goofy smile, that's when the brain comes in handy. :))

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  • angiehoops
    angiehoops Member Posts: 3
    edited June 2010

    OMG!! That is some funny sh#t! Mind if I use that line?

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