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many, many "adventures" with the

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man-servants that pass our

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very strict prerequisites including a

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"wicked good" sense of humor

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, strong conversational skills, and the

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ability to read our minds. 

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to the shore.  The shark

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Since no one man has

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these same wonderful qualities as

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we require we make do

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with their gorgeous bods and

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and forget about their other

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inadequacies as long as they

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are able and ready to

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serve us pancakes and play

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spin the bottle whenever we

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are in the mood to

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go into a dark closet with

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that day's favorite man-servant and

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snuggle up close.  We like

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to compare the attributes of

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of each of the candidates

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, awarding our favours to the

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ones with the least shortcomings

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and the biggest, most exciting

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recipe box of alcoholic drinks!

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On the way to the

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topless bar beside the pool

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we attached our boob tassles

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using our special color code