YEARLY HEALTH EXAM

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YEARLY HEALTH EXAM

I went to the doctor for my yearly physical.

The nurse starts with certain basics.

How much do you weigh?' she asks. '135,' I say.    The nurse puts me on the scale.  It turns out my weight is 180.

The nurse asks, 'Your height?' '5 foot 4,' I say.  The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5'2'.

She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high. 'Of course it's high!' I scream, 'When I came in here I was tall and slender!

Now I'm short and fat!'

She put me on Prozac.

What a bitch.