~ Awwwhhhh....now that's cute ~

Marple · January 2011

Kathleen, I came here first because I just KNEW if you'd been here I'd now be giggling. Yep, you were here and now I'm giggling.

Marple · January 2011

SO, my nose, how does it look to you?

kmccraw423 · January 2011

This is what happens when you get too close to the camera!

kmccraw423 · January 2011

At least your tongue looks okay - unlike this guy!

errrrrrrrrrrrrrr

NativeMainer · January 2011

NativeMainer · January 2011

I just ran across this and couldn't resist:

Dear Dogs,

The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food.
The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Placing a paw
print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim
for it becoming your food dish, nor do I find that aesthetically
pleasing in the slightest.

The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack.
Racing me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't
help because I fall faster than you can run.

I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed.
I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping
on the couch to ensure your comfort, however. Dogs can
actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. I know for a fact...
it is not necessary to sleep stretched out to the fullest extent
possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having
tongues hanging out on the other end to maximize space
is nothing but sarcasm.

For the last time, there is no secret exit from the bathroom!
If, by some miracle, I beat you there and manage to get the door
shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, bark, in an attempt to
get inside. I must exit through the same door I entered.
Also, I have been using the bathroom for years -- canine
attendance is neither required nor appreciated.

The proper order for kissing is:
Kiss me first, then go smell the other dog's butt.
I cannot stress this enough.

Sincerely, the Human

NativeMainer · January 2011

Walkin' in A Doggie Wonderland

Dog tags ring, are you listenin'?
In the lane, snow is glistenin'.
It's yellow, NOT white - I've been there tonight,
Marking up my winter wonderland.

Smell that tree? That's my fragrance.
It's a sign for wand'ring vagrants;
"Avoid where I pee, it's MY pro-per-ty!
Marked up as my winter wonderland."

In the meadow dad will build a snowman,
following the classical design.
Then I'll lift my leg and let it go Man,
So all the world will know it's
mine-mine-mine!

Straight from me to the fencepost,
flows my natural incense boast;
"Stay off of my TURF, this small piece of earth,
I mark it as my winter wonderland.