Cleavage Coolers

Anonymous

Has anybody ever heard of these?  I went to the Renaissance faire and they sell these long shot glass things and you put chipped ice in them and put them down your cleavage and man, it does keep you cool in the heat of summer at the Faire, especially if you have on a costume!

But now I found this online:

The heart shaped cleavage cooler is made with a soft satin fabric and is filled with flax seeds, lavender and mint. Please note these value priced packages will always contain various solid and or multi colored print hearts. Each heart shaped cooler measures approximately 4 inches X 4 inches and have a single mini fabric rose at the top center. Each double pack of Cleavage Coolers has two heart shaped coolers packaged inside a small semi-transparent pink box. Just store the pouches in your freezer and when you become overheated, place one down the front of your bra for 10 minutes where it will be close to your thymus gland and your heart. You will notice immediately that your entire body cools down and feels refreshed. These coolers are very soft, smell wonderful and make great gift ideas.
There are many natural remedies for hot flashes, including herbs and dietary changes. However, one of the most universally effective remedies is meditation and relaxation techniques. Cleavage Coolers will help provide temporary relief from hot flashes and the aromatherapy will help you relax and get through them. External factors which contribute to hot flashes include stress, anxiety, tension, and high levels of simple carbohydrates such as bread, fruit juices, sweets, alcohol and simple sugars like candy

Anonymous

http://www.ladygolf.com/IBS/SimpleCat/Product/asp/hierarchy/0A0B/product-id/915865.html

EWB

love it!  where was it when I was having night sweats, day sweats...a river runs thru it sweats!