The funny things kids say and do

Anonymous

Daniel was getting ready to brush his teeth tonight, and found a stack of tampons and maxipads I had forgotten to put away in the cabinet. 

He picked up a pad, and after inspecting it, asked my dh, "Are these Mommy's little diapers?" 

  

We were reading a book and there was a cartoon drawing of a little girl waking up her Mommy and Daddy (Knuffle Bunny Too).  We always comment on each picture, and Daniel was getting into it.  He pointed at the picture and laughed, "Ha ha!  Look at that Mommy, she just goes to sleep wearing her BOOBCOVER!"  (note: the mommy was wearing a cami style nightgown and all you could see was the chest.  Granted, it did look like a bra, but where on earth did he come up with the term, "Boobcover?!"  
 

  

I was worried that my baby had a UTI and took him to prompt care.  They couldn't get a sample from him, but the doctor examined his winky.  As she poked and prodded "down there" Daniel kept giggling.  Suddenly the doc goes, "oh my!" and stands straight up.  She started to stammer that she thought maybe he was going to pee after all, but Greg burst out laughing...can you figure out what Daniel's winky was doing?   I couldn't stop laughing, no matter how serious the doctor tried to talk to us from that point on. 

iodine

Oh, I just love those!

Anonymous

"Does M start with Mommy?"  Another cute one! 

ladyjane54

I love funny kids stories.  Since I have been teaching preschool for a long time I have a few too many but I'll just share a few.

At Christmas one year I was trying to tie the star that was followed by the wisemen and the shepards into my lesson plan one day so I made the statement that "the kings may have travel only at night does anyone know why?"   One little guy 4 yrs old spoke right up with hesitation and said "Because they are nocturnal"

ebann

One morning  my daughter and I was leaving for work and was ready to walk out the door. When I broke and vase and every word in the book came out of my mouth. My daughter was only 3 and she said to me, "Mom if you do not know what to say then say, Supercalafragilisticexpealadious!" Wow did she get me! I had to clean it up right away cause I had 3 dogs so it made me late for work. She had away of calming me down. I will never forget that. So adorable.