***1st Blonde GUY joke!***

NaughtybyNature

> And well worth the wait!
>
> An Irishman , a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
> They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, 'Corned beef and cabbage!
> If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch,
> I'm going to jump off this building.'
>
> The Mexican! Opened his lunch box and exclaimed,'
> Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time
> I'm going to jump off, too.'
>
> The blonde opened his lunch and said, ' Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too.'
>
> The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.
>
>
> The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.
>
> The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.
>
> At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, 'If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and
> cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!'
> The Mexican's wife also wept and said, 'I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos
> so much.'
>

>
> Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said,

>
> 'Don't look at me. The idiot makes his own lunch!!!!!'