Oral Surgery (semi Adult)

evilelf

A man goes to an  oral surgeon to have a tooth pulled.

The dentist pulls out a freezing  needle to give the man a shot. 
 
'No  way! No needles! I hate needles!' the patient said

The dentist  starts to hook up the laughing gas and the
 man objects. 'I can't do  the gas thing.

The thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating  me!'

 The dentist then asks the patient if he has any objection
 to  taking a pill. 'No objection,' the patient
 says. 'I'm fine with  pills.' 

The dentist then returns and says, 'Here's a Viagra tablet.'  The patient says, '

Wow! I didn't know Viagra worked as a  pain killer!'

 'It doesn't,' said the dentist, 'but it will give you  something to hold on to

when I pull your tooth!'
 

newter

good one

Kayree

hilarious!

florencedonna

I have a foggy chemobrain but I think I once complained that a racy picture posted on the humor site surprised my ten year old daughter who was nearby as I was cruising bc.org

 WoW, my daughter is now 14 years old! 

 Donna

PauldingMom

Which reminds me of a joke:
We went to visit Grandpa in the nursing home. He told us that every night he took his regular pills and that one big blue one called Viagra. 
Viagra!! What in the heck are they giving you that for and every night??!!

Well yeah, he said. It keeps us from rolling out of the bed!!!!