Ya gotta laugh

abbadoodles

Ya gotta laugh

abbadoodles

Do you ever run across really funny things on the internet that you just have to share?  I confess to some random wanderings among web sites and blogs.  I see stuff there.  Sometimes it's too funny to hoard. 

What do you see?  I challenge you to find something funnier than me.  The game is afoot.

abbadoodles

http://whatnottocrochet.wordpress.com/

Check out the guy in the poncho for March 3, 2008.

Tina

badboob67

Thanks, Tina. I don't have any funnies to share today, but I sure needed to see some!

abbadoodles

No one is playing.  

Well, I've been reading one of my favorite blogs!  If you read this one, you'll find it's a hoot if you go back to the beginning for the whole, true story.  For dog lovers only!

http://hollywooddog.blogspot.com/

Tina

badboob67

Tina,

I spent some time on the "what not to crochet" site yesterday. I got tickled and started laughing so hard I couldn't stop. My dog came running to see what was the matter! I had tears pouring down my face!  The line that got me was something someone said in response to a truly horrid crocheted item:

"I died laughing and then my dead corpse got up and ran away screaming!"

Don't know why it hit me the way it did, but am so glad for the laughter! There has been too much saddness here lately and I really needed it.

Thank you for sharing!

((((HUGS))))
Diane

Traci-----TripNeg

Tina,

How 'bout this one!?! Somebody just emailed it to me...

WHEN TO START CUSSING:

A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom."You know what?" says the 6 year old. "I think it's about time we started cussing.

"The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say something with ass. "The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.

When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios.

"WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts,"You can stay there until I let you out!"

She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice,"And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?

"I don't know", he blubbers,"but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios!"

lol!

 

takingcare

Too funny!  Ah, out of the mouths of babes. They never cease to amaze.

Thanks for the giggle!

Traci-----TripNeg

Bad but funny....

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off - go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

SLH

Ponder on these imponderables for a minute:   

1. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times,
does he become disoriented?

2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from
Holland called Holes?

3. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

4. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

5. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

6. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

7. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

8. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person
who drives a racing car not called a racist?

9. Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

10. Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

11. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

12. "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language.
Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

13. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it
follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys
deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners
depressed?

14. What hair colour do they put on the driver's licences of bald men?

15. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little
spoons and forks so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use?
Toothpicks?

16. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What
are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their
pictures on the postage stamps so the postmen can look for them while
they deliver the mail?

17. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

18. No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning.

19. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those
little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE

20. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a
peeing section in a swimming pool?

22. OK ... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and
the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs," what does that make
the Tennessee Titans?

23. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea, does that mean that
one enjoys it?

24. Why if you send something by road it is called a shipment, but
when you send it by sea it is called cargo?

25. If a convenience store is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365
days a year, why are there locks on the door?

Traci-----TripNeg

Cursing at Work
 Dear Employees:
 It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers.
 Therefore, a list of Innovative 'TRY SAYING' phrases  have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner.
 TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training. INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the f___ you're doing.
 TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter. INSTEAD OF: She's a f___ing bit__.
 TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late. INSTEAD OF: And when the f___ do you expect me to do this?
 TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible. INSTEAD OF: No f___ing way.
 TRY SAYING: Really? INSTEAD OF: You've got to be sh___ing me!
 TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with... INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a sh__.
 TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project. INSTEAD OF: It's not my f___ing problem.
 TRY SAYING: That's interesting. INSTEAD OF: What the f___?
 TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that. INSTEAD OF: Why the f___ didn't you tell me sooner?
 TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues. INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his a__.
 TRY SAYING: I love a challenge. INSTEAD OF: This f___ing job sucks.
 TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that? INSTEAD OF: Who the f___ died and made you boss?
 Thank You,
 Human Resources

Traci-----TripNeg

Who knows any one-liner jokes? Those are the best!!

4darmstrong

Tina,

On whatnottocrochet the March 18 ittybittybikini was almost as good as the cheating husband poncho.

cdean

Why did the cross-eyed teacher lose her job?

She couldn't control her pupils...