Catholic Honeymoon (NOo offense to anyone)

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evilelf
evilelf Member Posts: 1,066
edited June 2014 in Humor and Games
Catholic Honeymoon (NOo offense to anyone)
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  • evilelf
    evilelf Member Posts: 1,066
    edited March 2008

    On their honeymoon, the blonde bride slipped into a sexy nightie and,with great anticipation,

    crawled into bed, only to find her new Catholic husband

    had settled down on the couch. 

    When she asked why he was apparently not going to make love to her, he replied "It's Lent."

     In tears, she remarked

    "Well, that is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard! 

    Who did you lend it to and for how long?" 

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  • AnnNYC
    AnnNYC Member Posts: 4,484
    edited March 2008

    ROTFL (need one of those rolling, knee-slapping, floor-pounding, hysterically laughing smilies!)

    Signed,

    Ex-Catholicschoolgirl

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