Laying Off An Employee (adult)

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evilelf
evilelf Member Posts: 1,066
edited June 2014 in Humor and Games
Laying Off An Employee (adult)

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  • evilelf
    evilelf Member Posts: 1,066
    edited January 2008

    The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two

    people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers.

    Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.

    Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin. The boss approached her and said:

    "Debra, I've never done this before but I have to lay you or Jack off."

    "Could you jack off?" she says. "I feel like shit..."
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited January 2008

    :)

    this cracked me up!  thanks!

    Miss S

  • lewisfamily503
    lewisfamily503 Member Posts: 621
    edited January 2008

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