semi adult humor

evilelf · January 2008

semi adult humor

evilelf · January 2008

A nice pregnant woman with triplets
was walking down the street

when a masked robber ran out of a bank

and shot her three times in the stomach.

Luckily the babies were OK.

The surgeon decided to leave the bullets

in because itwas too risky to operate.

She gave birth to two healthy daughters and ahealthy son.

All was fine for 16 years,
and then one daughter walked into the room in tears.

"What's wrong?" asked the mother."
I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out,"

replied the daughter. The mother told her it was okay and explained what happene d 16 years ago.

About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears. "Mom,

I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out."

Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what
happened 16 years ago.

A week later her son walked into the room in tears."Its okay" said the Mom, "I know what happened.

You were taking a tinkle and a bullet came out."
"No," said the boy, "I was playing with myself and I shot the
dog."