Barbie dolls

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Barbie dolls

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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly
remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.

He pulls over to a toy shop and asks the salesperson,

"How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?"

The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, sir?

We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95,

Ballerina Barbie for $19.95,
Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95,

and Divorced Barbie for $265.95".

The amazed father asks: "It's what?!

Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"

The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers:

"Sir...,"Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House,

Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer and...

one of Ken's Friends.