thermometer

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thermometer

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Thermometer

When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this. On
your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go
to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal
thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson.

Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home,
lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the
phone so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and lie down on
your bed.

Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now,
carefully place it on the bedside table so that it
will not become chipped or broken.
Take out the literature and read it carefully. You
will notice that in small print there is a statement,

"Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson
is personally tested".

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times:
"I am so glad I do not work for quality control at
Johnson and Johnson."

HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE
ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS WORSE THAN YOURS!