Need an outside line (may be adult humor)

evilelf

Need an outside line (may be adult humor)

evilelf

A man checks into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely. He
thought of one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when
you're calling for a cab. He popped into a phone booth near the hotel
and found an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl,
bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the
right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way
up to her.....you know the kind. He copied down the phone number and
returned to his hotel. When back in the room he figures, what the hell,
give her a call.

'Hello?' the woman says. God, she sounded sexy.

'Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my
room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in
town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it
hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long.
You name it, we'll do it.

Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks.
We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me
in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything you want, baby. Now, how
does that sound?'

She says, 'That sounds fantastic,
but for an outside line you need to press 9.'