The Tax Man

JerseyGal

The Tax Man

JerseyGal

THE TAX MAN
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> At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to
> audit the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned
> to the Rabbi and said
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> "I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle
> drippings?"
> "Good question", noted the Rabbi. "We save them up and send them
> back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a
> free box of candles."
> "Oh", replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
> question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious
> way:
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> "What about all these biscuit purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?"
> "Ah, yes", replied the Rabbi, realising that the inspector was trying to
> trap him
> with an unanswerable question. "We collect them and send them back to the
> manufacturers, and every now and then they send us a free box  of holy
> biscuits."
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> "I see!" replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the
> know-it-all
> Rabbi. "Well, Rabbi", he went on, "What do you do with all the leftover
> foreskins
> from the circumcisions you peroform?"
> "Here, too, we do not waste", answered the Rabbi. "What we do is we save
> up all the
> foreskins and send them to the Tax Office, and about once  year they send
> us a complete
> dick."
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CurlyGirly

Very funny!

Nan72

Ha Ha  that is a cute one:)

Isabella4

Yes yes yes !!