Homophone word game

Angelice

Sew so



I had sew my dress, was so easy

Anonymous

or / ore

The prospector was happy to find either nuggets or ore.

pj12

Lock / loch



If found I guess they would lock up the Loch Ness monster.

badger

gnu / knew / nu

The gnu knew her Greek alphabet up to the letter nu.

(windlass I love pfeffernusse!!!)

pj12

Which /. Witch



Which witch brewed up the magic potion?

badger

logger / lager

The logger likes lager.

Angelice

Maid made



The Maid today Made cookies

Anonymous

raisin / raisin'

Her raisin cookies were raisin' the roof!

pj12

heir / air / err / ere 

The king wanted to do some thinking ere he designated his heir as he did not want to err and appoint some air head to the position. 

Anonymous

haha

a peas / appease

A peas and carrots dish should appease the king.

badger

piece / peace

A piece of pie might give him peace of mind.

Anonymous

mind / mined

Do you think the king would mind if I mined for gold in his mine? 

badger

we'd / weed

Maybe we'd improve his mood if we offer to weed his garden.

pj12

Staph / staff



We were afraid the staff would get infected with staph.

badger

chard / charred

Ah, perhaps that's why the cook charred the chard.

pj12

While / wile



She worked her wile while he was oblivious to her plot.

badger

steal / steel

She meant to steal his steel.

lizcarolan

our, hour

badger

eyelet / islet

Would I be overdressed if I wore eyelet on the islet?

pj12

Dessert (the food) / desert (the verb)



My willpower will desert me when it comes to dessert on thanksgiving.

badger

two / too / to

What'll you say to me if I eat two desserts then complain I'm too full?

pj12

Wait / weight



I'd say you'd better wait before you get on a scale to check your weight.

Anonymous

Cher / share // sherry / cherie

If I were Cher and wanted Christmas cheer, I'd ask you to share your sherry, cherie.

pj12

Missile / missal



While protesting against ICBM missiles the ministers held up their missals.

badger

brows / browse

I want nicer brows so will browse the shelves for a suitable product.

Anonymous

addition / edition

When studying addition, use the latest edition of the math book.

Angelice

By buy



I had run by the shop to buy fruit

pj12

Carryon / carrion



For the life of me I cannot come up with a sensible sentence that includes a small suitcase and road kill.

pj12

Ok, it is now a decent hour so...



After loaning my carryon to my younger brother, the snowboarder, it smells like he was using it to transport carrion.

Anonymous

ROTFL!!! Your first was almost funnier than your second!

We's / wheeze

We's gonna hide the tabakky cuz its makin' ol' grampappy wheeze.